# Failvis Threads

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 18, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917 "2009-09-18T10:10:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/21 "2009-09-18T11:16:29Z")

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> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/2290):
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> IMO: This thread could become legendary in all of our lives. It just needs one tweak.
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> The expression failvis was originally used as a nickname for travis himself. I say we deem the word failvis to include anyone who fails to the point it equals or exceeds previous failvis stories. Lets include those stories in this thread as well!
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> AKA iracegayhatchesbecauseihaveaids545485

better yet we need to coin the frase failvis. for ex. “nicole crashed her car without insurance, she pulled a failvis”

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**Author:** ![NedZ32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nedz32/32/6393_2.png) [@NedZ32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NedZ32)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/22 "2009-09-18T11:18:48Z")

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> [@paint removal](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-removal/22248/7):
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> better yet we need to coin the frase failvis. for ex. “nicole crashed her car without insurance, she pulled a failvis”

someone beat you to it

> **[Urban Dictionary: Failvis](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Failvis)**
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> A level of total life failure that is all enveloping. One can be known to be a failvis by not only repeatedly failing at life in almost any aspect, but also being totally incapable of admitting to one's wrong doings, and genuinely not being able to...

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/23 "2009-09-18T11:20:49Z")

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> [@NedZ32"](#):
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> someone beat you to it
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> [Urban Dictionary: Failvis](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=failvis)

HAHAHA I think Benny posted that a long ass time ago. I love the connotation in that dictionary for Failvis

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/24 "2009-09-18T11:20:49Z")

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> [@NedZ32"](#):
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> someone beat you to it
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> [Urban Dictionary: Failvis](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=failvis)

Simply awesome

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/25 "2009-09-18T11:21:26Z")

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> [@paint removal](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-removal/22248/7):
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> better yet we need to coin the frase failvis. for ex. “nicole crashed her car without insurance, she pulled a failvis”

True story, fucked up my insurance cards big time.  
At least it didn’t get set on fire, so it can be fixed.  
Eventually… when I get around to it…

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/26 "2009-09-18T11:21:47Z")

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[http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856)

[http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856)

[http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856)

[http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856)

[http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856)

[http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856)

[http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856)

[http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856)

[http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856)

[http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856)

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/27 "2009-09-18T11:24:31Z")

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I bet the person that gave him the loan is unemployed. :lol

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/28 "2009-09-18T11:27:20Z")

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> [@ikea is the shit.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ikea-is-the-shit/23190/12):
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> I bet the person that gave him the loan is unemployed. :lol

loan has been settled and paid.:clap

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/29 "2009-09-18T11:29:50Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/22904/52):
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> loan has been settled and paid.:clap

paid in blowjobs.

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/30 "2009-09-18T11:32:20Z")

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epic 1.

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/31 "2009-09-18T11:38:38Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/22904/52):
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> loan has been settled and paid.:clap

The word settled is confusing. Did you pay the original loan amount? Like, when you took out the loan for $30K. Did you pay back $30K + interest?

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/32 "2009-09-18T11:40:38Z")

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Most likely they deducted the interest and settled for a fraction of the total note amount just in an effort to reclaim some of the loss…

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/33 "2009-09-18T11:41:42Z")

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epic 2

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/34 "2009-09-18T11:44:31Z")

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> [@FS: 3A Racing Muffler](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-3a-racing-muffler/21926/14):
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> Most likely they deducted the interest and settled for a fraction of the total note amount just in an effort to reclaim some of the loss…

That’s where I am going… :ponder

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/35 "2009-09-18T11:50:40Z")

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Epic 3

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**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/36 "2009-09-18T12:04:01Z")

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[http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=12455](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=12455)

For future epicness.

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**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/37 "2009-09-18T13:11:38Z")

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Fawk looks like this all happened before my time, wish I was here for it.

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/38 "2009-09-18T13:20:25Z")

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> **[Urban Dictionary: Failvis](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Failvis)**
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> A level of total life failure that is all enveloping. One can be known to be a failvis by not only repeatedly failing at life in almost any aspect, but also being totally incapable of admitting to one's wrong doings, and genuinely not being able to...

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/39 "2009-09-18T13:21:23Z")

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> [@94Gt5.0"](#):
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> [Urban Dictionary: Failvis](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Failvis)

Already posted, noob.

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/failvis-threads/246917/40 "2009-09-18T13:21:33Z")

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> [@94Gt5.0"](#):
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> [Urban Dictionary: Failvis](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Failvis)

Repost = Failvis?

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