# Famous Quotes...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/famous-quotes/132542
**Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic
**Created:** [December 14, 2006, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/famous-quotes/132542 "2006-12-14T12:52:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@JDM-IMPORTS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDM-IMPORTS)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2006, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/famous-quotes/132542/1 "2006-12-14T12:52:16Z")
“Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.” -Author Unknown
“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.†-Dave Barry
“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.” -Author Unknown
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’.” -Rita Rudner
“People who make no noise are dangerous.” -Jean de La Fontaine
“I couldn’t find the car of my dreams, so I built it myself” -Ferdinand Porsche
“Mercedes Benz: A mechanical device that increases the sexual arousal in women.” -P.J.
O’Rourke
“Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.” -Jim Samuels […or 125 mph…]
“Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.” -Erma Bombeck
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.” -Enzo Ferrari
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” -Earl Wilson
“Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.” -Dave Barry
“The car has become… an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete.” -Marshall McLuhan, Understanding Media, 1964.
“Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit card gas.” -Earl Wilson
“A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.” -Author Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." -Dudley Moore
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### Author:  [@noodleman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/noodleman)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/famous-quotes/132542/2 "2006-12-14T13:09:06Z")
nice quotes! the one that i’ve heard and liked is:
“fast, reliable, cheap. you can only have two.” - Author unknown
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### Author:  [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/famous-quotes/132542/3 "2006-12-14T13:14:44Z")
> [@HAPPY BIRTHDAY XANDER!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-xander/486/9):
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> “Mercedes Benz: A mechanical device that increases the sexual arousal in women.” -P.J.
> O’Rourke
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> “Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.” -Jim Samuels […or 125 mph…]
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> “Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.” -Enzo Ferrari
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> “Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit card gas.” -Earl Wilson
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> “A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.” -Author Unknown
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> The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." -Dudley Moore
My personal favorites… where did you find these? These are really humorous! Thread of the day!
–Gabe
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### Author:  [@renegade141](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/renegade141)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/famous-quotes/132542/4 "2006-12-14T15:46:25Z")
hahaha…great quotes
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### Author:  [@\_Punisher](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Punisher)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2006, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/famous-quotes/132542/5 "2006-12-15T07:11:05Z")
“Horsepower sells cars Torque wins races.” -Carroll Shelby
“Every one needs a yugo sometime” -1980’s yugo commercial u gotta see it its funny as hell