# Famous Quotes...

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/famous-quotes/132542
**Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic
**Created:** [December 14, 2006, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/famous-quotes/132542 "2006-12-14T12:52:16Z")
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### Author: ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/famous-quotes/132542/3 "2006-12-14T13:14:44Z")

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> [@HAPPY BIRTHDAY XANDER!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-xander/486/9):
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> “Mercedes Benz: A mechanical device that increases the sexual arousal in women.” -P.J.  
> O’Rourke
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> “Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.” -Jim Samuels […or 125 mph…]
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> “Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.” -Enzo Ferrari
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> “Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit card gas.” -Earl Wilson
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> “A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.” -Author Unknown
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> The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." -Dudley Moore

My personal favorites… where did you find these? These are really humorous! Thread of the day!

–Gabe

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