# Farmville \> Your baby **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 28, 2010, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284 "2010-10-28T12:03:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/1 "2010-10-28T12:03:59Z")
[http://kotaku.com/5675347/woman-kills-baby-for-interrupting-farmville-session](http://kotaku.com/5675347/woman-kills-baby-for-interrupting-farmville-session) A 22 year-old woman from Jacksonsville, Florida has pleaded guilty to killing her baby son over a game of…Farmville. Alexandra V. Tobias says her three-month old child, Dylan Lee Edmondson, had been crying while she was trying to play the popular Facebook casual game. This angered Tobias, who told authorities that she shook the baby, had a cigarette to calm herself down, then shook him again. It’s believed he “may have hit his head during the shaking”. Dylan’s death was classified as second-degree murder, a charge that carries the possibility of a life sentence in prison. ![http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/10/340x_tobias.jpg](http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/10/340x_tobias.jpg) **Wayne would smash!** ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/2 "2010-10-28T12:06:40Z")
Wayne would not smash!!! but that story is :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/3 "2010-10-28T12:09:34Z")
Yes I am young But strongly belive this generation should require a psyche test to legally be allowed to have a child. Fucking cunt. Cops would not have had a chance to get to her if that was my kid ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/4 "2010-10-28T12:12:38Z")
“LOL GOD DAMN BABY I’M TRYIN TO MILK MY COWS OVER HERE!!!” HAHA ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/5 "2010-10-28T12:12:46Z")
that story is horrible, but we all know wayne would smash, no questions asked and wtf the fuck?! 2nd degree? she shook a kid to death. and she possibly gets the death penalty? ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/6 "2010-10-28T12:16:02Z")
I’d smash her. With a 2 x 4. ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/7 "2010-10-28T12:34:25Z")
I really think i should interrupt this bitches airway. ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/8 "2010-10-28T12:35:31Z")
stink a knife threw her windpipe slow ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/9 "2010-10-28T12:36:41Z")
i would like to murder her please. kthnxbai ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/10 "2010-10-28T12:49:14Z")
> [@Top Gear: Car + Lightning](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-gear-car-lightning/36463/3): > > “LOL GOD DAMN BABY I’M TRYIN TO MILK MY COWS OVER HERE!!!” > > HAHA :rofl :rofl It’s a shame everyone on facebook will probably hate my quote. LOL ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/11 "2010-10-28T12:49:24Z")
I’d probably nut first than kill her. ---
**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/12 "2010-10-28T18:46:36Z")
I would definetly smash… …with my truck and plow ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/13 "2010-10-28T19:09:27Z")
> [@Top Gear: Car + Lightning](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-gear-car-lightning/36463/3): > > “LOL GOD DAMN BABY I’M TRYIN TO MILK MY COWS OVER HERE!!!” > > HAHA 🤣rofl l.o.l.ed when i saw him post that ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/14 "2010-10-29T19:46:01Z")
she needs to be put down. no life sentense, its gonna cost taxpayers WAY too much money, also this ![http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz304/votblindub2/Random/50f5abfb.jpg](http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz304/votblindub2/Random/50f5abfb.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/15 "2010-10-29T19:49:40Z")
Yup. You can’t even make this shit up anymore. sad. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/16 "2010-10-29T19:52:14Z")
i know, right? its like you have to make people to obtain a license to procreate now. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_GSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin_gsr/32/6412_2.png) [@Justin\_GSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin_GSR)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farmville-your-baby/255284/17 "2010-10-31T08:25:18Z")
> [@FS Pioneer AVH-P5700DVD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-pioneer-avh-p5700dvd/34165/31): > > I’d probably nut first than kill her. I’d nut well i was killing her