# farted into someones phone **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 26, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734 "2005-09-26T13:10:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/1 "2005-09-26T13:10:41Z")
so i was waiting to talk to someone in the office (the owner and vp), but they were talking to our marketing guy. marketing guys phone starts ringing, and instead of putting it on silent he answers it (in a meeting this is really disrespectful). anywho he is still talking with the owner and vp, and the vp asks “is there someone on the phone? we are talking about important shit.” so instead of telling the person that he will call them back, he says hold on again, and hands me the phone (lol, he knows me, and the dumb shit i do) so i listen to the phone and can hear the person on the other end breathing, and waiting. so i do what any guy in my position would do… i hold the phone up to my ass and let one rip, and then hand the phone back to the owner. he got pissed and left the office, and i got in, laughed with the big dogs, and got my business done. ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/2 "2005-09-26T13:12:25Z")
so you blew them? ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/3 "2005-09-26T13:13:28Z")
brave, and well done. ---
**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/4 "2005-09-26T13:17:22Z")
lol, funny story… ---
**Author:** ![whitenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/da6949/32.png) [@whitenblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitenblue)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/5 "2005-09-26T13:18:57Z")
wouldnt expect anything less from you… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/6 "2005-09-26T13:20:04Z")
I’d be pissed if you farted on my phone and then handed it back to me too… especially if it was a clinger… ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/7 "2005-09-26T13:22:31Z")
niiiice … get in good with the BIG DOGS by pissing off someone who pissed THEM off ---
**Author:** ![MonteCarloChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@MonteCarloChick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MonteCarloChick)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/8 "2005-09-26T13:41:04Z")
lol nice ---
**Author:** ![EMX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ea924/32.png) [@EMX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EMX)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/9 "2005-09-26T14:25:10Z")
that good sir, takes some balls!!! ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/10 "2005-09-26T14:27:47Z")
This marketing guys name didn’t begin with a P and end with an agio was it? lol ---
**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/11 "2005-09-26T14:33:03Z")
you are such an ass. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/12 "2005-09-26T14:35:57Z")
Good work. Who the hell answers their phone in a meeting? Tool… ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/13 "2005-09-26T15:17:55Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > This marketing guys name didn’t begin with a P and end with an agio > > was it? lol yea, it was biagio 🙂 jan, be happy you werent on the other end ---
**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/14 "2005-09-26T16:48:20Z")
I’m very happy I wasn’t. thank you for making me feel that way. ---
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/15 "2005-09-26T17:19:06Z")
Is this a common thing in the big city?? I wish I was more prone to flatulence and then I could get a job with you guys. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/16 "2005-09-26T17:22:27Z")
hahaha thats fantastic, and took some balls although if it was expected of you, not so much so ( and you knew you were already in with them anyways ) still :tup: tho ---
**Author:** ![StairSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stairsrt4/32/7585_2.png) [@StairSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StairSRT4)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/17 "2005-09-26T19:10:29Z")
you rock 😉 ---
**Author:** ![neurokinetik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neurokinetik/32/7270_2.png) [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/18 "2005-09-27T00:19:08Z")
> [@BikerFry](#): > > Good work. Who the hell answers their phone in a meeting? Tool… Who the hell answers their phone in the middle of a conversation? About 99% of people, in my experience. One of the many reasons I hate cell phones. ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 4:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/19 "2005-09-27T04:14:28Z")
hahah thats awesome, nice one ---
**Author:** ![DJ\_X-StatiK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dj_x-statik/32/7579_2.png) [@DJ\_X-StatiK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJ_X-StatiK)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/20 "2005-09-27T04:42:35Z")
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