# farted into someones phone **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 26, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734 "2005-09-26T13:10:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![intense98rt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/77aa72/32.png) [@intense98rt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/intense98rt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/21 "2005-09-27T08:43:42Z")
shouldve shoved it down ur pants and wiped ur ass with it too… or maybe thats just goin too far good one:lol: ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/22 "2005-09-27T13:06:40Z")
Nice, nothing better than having to fart at a convenient time! :tup: X… ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/23 "2005-09-27T13:11:08Z")
i think i’ve got a better one…somehow we managed to get a phone number at my work, (i work collections at NCO) and the number leads right to the intercom above the elevator in the Detroit Motor City Casino, owned by the same owner as the Detroit Red Wings…forgot his name…but anyway, we play around with it all the time… for instance…phone rings, you hear a few beeps, then you are in…and hear all going on in the elevator…so we mess with the people: “mam, please step AWAY from the buttons!” "attention casino elevator riders, there is an electrical short in the door to the third floor…to get to this floor, you must take the elevator to the 4th floor, then take the stairs down to the 3rd’ “sir, please stop staring at her there…” and obviously we have farted in the phone, among other things…it’s a good time, helps time go by ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/24 "2005-09-27T13:21:35Z")
Post the number or BAN. No really, share… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/25 "2005-09-27T13:24:09Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > Post the number or BAN. what the hell do you think this is, UBRF? ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/26 "2005-09-27T13:26:42Z")
NUMBER, OR BAN ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/27 "2005-09-27T14:06:36Z")
NUMBER OR BAN ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/28 "2005-09-27T14:09:16Z")
lol banning me would totally un-do the “we don’t ban” mentality used in creating this place… besides, it’s not like i just keep this number in my back pocket or saved on my phone all the time, it’s at my desk somewhere in the piles of paper at work… ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/29 "2005-09-27T14:12:15Z")
you sound like your threatening me? This place is run well IMO, we don’t like to ban people, but if you’re stupid tho, you might be one of the lucky ones! And there was no “we don’t ban” mentality. It was more of a “I hate huk” mentality. ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/30 "2005-09-27T14:13:42Z")
lol ok, but how am i threatening you? how am i at all criticizing how the place is run? and how am i being stupid (more than usual i mean…)? ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/31 "2005-09-27T14:27:48Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > lol banning me would totally un-do the “we don’t ban” mentality used in creating this place… … I’m not say you are acting stupid, I’m not saying that you aren’t acting stupid, but I’m saying that if you are being stupid at a particular time you can be banned. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/32 "2005-09-27T14:39:35Z")
okay, this shit at the end…!? how’d that turn into an argument? and the thread in general - wouldn’t the marketing guy be the one that was pissed? am i the only one who read this like 10 times and still don’t get it?? ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/33 "2005-09-27T14:41:46Z")
i dont get it either lol…what did i do wrong? ---
**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/34 "2005-09-27T15:41:29Z")
just stop posting… you lose. ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/35 "2005-09-27T18:25:27Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > lol banning me would totally un-do the “we don’t ban” mentality used in creating this place… > > besides, it’s not like i just keep this number in my back pocket or saved on my phone all the time, it’s at my desk somewhere in the piles of paper at work… It’s like you are threatening me that if you were to get banned, this place would lose it’s integrity, because we “don’t ban people.” I took it as “ha ha, you can’t ban me otherwise you would screw your reputation up.” I don’t see how I could have taken it any other way. Back on topic, I farted. ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734/36 "2005-09-27T19:07:14Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > i think i’ve got a better one…somehow we managed to get a phone number at my work, (i work collections at NCO) and the number leads right to the intercom above the elevator in the Detroit Motor City Casino, owned by the same owner as the Detroit Red Wings…forgot his name…but anyway, we play around with it all the time… > > for instance…phone rings, you hear a few beeps, then you are in…and hear all going on in the elevator…so we mess with the people: > > “mam, please step AWAY from the buttons!” > > "attention casino elevator riders, there is an electrical short in the door to the third floor…to get to this floor, you must take the elevator to the 4th floor, then take the stairs down to the 3rd’ > > “sir, please stop staring at her there…” > > and obviously we have farted in the phone, among other things…it’s a good time, helps time go by I used to do that stuff when I found the numbers to the UB elevators. I would just listen…then interupt their converstation by leading right into it. “This is elavator service and repair with MCC technologies…could you please press all the buttons to the elevator and let me know if any lights are out. I will clear them all for you once you can verify” [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farted-into-someones-phone/2734.md?page=1)