# Farting guy at work... WTF? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 11, 2009, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049 "2009-08-11T09:11:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/1 "2009-08-11T09:11:08Z")
They moved a bunch of people around our office, and I got a new “cube-mate” Basically our cubes are setup in an open quad, where 4 of us sit at each corner, but they are large, like 15 feet apart. anyway, this guy moved in yesterday, and launched a bunch of mega farts, where the guys 20 feet away are IM’ing me with ROFL’S!!! Today I have been keeping track: as of 8:30am he dropped 5 bombs. So far they didn’t pack a punch, and are just cosmetic. The reverberations off the office chair acts like a megaphone. These are some major, deep-winded farts. So far nothing sounded like trouble, but the law of averages has to catch up to this guy at some point! Here is the pickle… I cant say anything, because he is, well, handicapped. As in slightly disabled, and I think he might not have control over his ass or something. I don’t want to be a dick, and say anything…. so all I do is just sit here and :ninja ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/2 "2009-08-11T09:22:23Z")
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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/3 "2009-08-11T09:23:23Z")
lmao oh how I love having my own office ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/4 "2009-08-11T09:32:35Z")
just laugh it up man. get a digital recorder and record that shit. ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/5 "2009-08-11T09:34:28Z")
hahaha, this is great! Def gonna shart himself one of these times… ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/6 "2009-08-11T09:44:11Z")
awesome. when he does shart make sure you get a pic of his “omg noooooooooooo” face! ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/7 "2009-08-11T09:45:28Z")
Get a job where you aren’t in cube ville. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/8 "2009-08-11T09:45:39Z")
> [@FS: Vortech 12:1 fmu](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-vortech-12-1-fmu/18076/7): > > lmao oh how I love having my own office This. There are other departments here that have the exact same set up, 4 to a little “pod” area or whatever you want to call it. F that. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/9 "2009-08-11T09:52:02Z")
It is hard to catch on a recording device. I wish I coudl just run it and record all day… lol I cant hit youtube here though i will watch that link 2night ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/10 "2009-08-11T09:54:26Z")
> [@f.s pioneer DEH-P3800mp](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-s-pioneer-deh-p3800mp/21486/2): > > It is hard to catch on a recording device. I wish I coudl just run it and record all day… lol I cant hit youtube here though i will watch that link 2night not if u had a good recorder. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/11 "2009-08-11T11:25:26Z")
hahaha, im sorry but this is to funny! when u comin to vist me on 15? ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/12 "2009-08-11T11:30:08Z")
hilarious :lol ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/13 "2009-08-11T11:48:11Z")
> [@f.s pioneer DEH-P3800mp](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-s-pioneer-deh-p3800mp/21486/6): > > hahaha, im sorry but this is to funny! > when u comin to vist me on 15? Your up on the 15th? baller floor huh! PM me your e-mail address… are you on MS communicator? ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/14 "2009-08-11T11:55:33Z")
MS Communicator ftw ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/15 "2009-08-11T12:12:50Z")
> [@Which Radar Dectector Should I Buy?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-radar-dectector-should-i-buy/21485/20): > > Your up on the 15th? baller floor huh! > > PM me your e-mail address… are you on MS communicator? i dont have ms communicator, but if i can DL it and toss it on this machine i will be 😃 15th isnt too too bad, deputy comissioner is like 15 feet from me ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/16 "2010-01-29T09:07:10Z")
He still does it. He was on a conf call and dropped a bombshell on speaker phone, lol there was awkward silence on the call. hahahahahahah I love my job ---
**Author:** ![Yo\_Rita](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yo_rita/32/6450_2.png) [@Yo\_Rita](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yo_Rita)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/17 "2010-01-29T09:10:42Z")
HAhahahahahah ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/18 "2010-01-29T11:18:59Z")
HHAHAHAHA, thats hilarious, Mike. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/19 "2010-01-29T11:35:12Z")
hahha. Me and my IT coworkers are having a laugh at your expense. That’s hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-guy-at-work-wtf/246049/20 "2010-01-29T11:39:31Z")
> [@Automobili Lamborghini!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/automobili-lamborghini/20865/78): > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY\_3h7hm8Vo](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY_3h7hm8Vo) “Butt lug?” “We don’t carry that.” Hahaha.