# Farting in Public?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 1, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895 "2008-07-01T15:30:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/1 "2008-07-01T15:30:44Z")
Would you?
Today this lady in her late 40’s came into my place of employment, and let one RIP. She was standing at the ATM, no one else was in the store, and out comes this terribly loud fart. She nonchalantly said “Excuse me.”, and walked into the bathroom. My co-worker and I just stared at eachother in amazement. Then she walked out like nothing happend.
I wasn’t sure if I should have laughed, or shook her hand. Like, did she seriously just blow a bomb out of her big ass, and think it was nothing?
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/2 "2008-07-01T15:35:22Z")
it was nothing its just a fart.
I’m sure you and your lesbian lovers fart while you scissor.
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### Author:  [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/3 "2008-07-01T15:37:35Z")
This wasn’t just a fart. It was a loud rumbly thunderous fart.
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/4 "2008-07-01T15:41:38Z")
all the time
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### Author:  [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/5 "2008-07-01T16:10:24Z")
It’s funny when someone accidentally rips a loud one in a quiet college classroom, because it proves that farts are almost as funny as they were in the 4th grade.
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### Author:  [@Bovice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bovice)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/6 "2008-07-01T16:16:21Z")
fuuuck yea…i have no problem tearing ass in a public place
its not like that broad pulled her pants down and layed a huge steaming pile of feces on the floor and used her hand as toilet paper…its a fart… i woulda clapped if i were in your place
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### Author:  [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/7 "2008-07-01T16:17:00Z")
senior citizens + farting in public go hand n hand. Most of the time I don’t think they even realize they farted. Nasty bastards.
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### Author:  [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/8 "2008-07-01T16:17:13Z")
> [@airhead](#):
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> It’s funny when someone accidentally rips a loud one in a quiet college classroom, because it proves that farts are almost as funny as they were in the 4th grade.
its even better when it resonates the seat/floor.
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### Author:  [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/9 "2008-07-01T16:43:03Z")
> [@airhead](#):
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> It’s funny when someone accidentally rips a loud one in a quiet college classroom, because it proves that farts are almost as funny as they were in the 4th grade.
lol I loved some of the stadium seating at UB. one of my undergrad pastimes included letting one seep out of my shorts and right into the back of a L.I. slut’s hair. ahh, college.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/10 "2008-07-01T20:41:12Z")
I’m going to go with no. I’m classy like that.
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/11 "2008-07-01T20:42:38Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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> I’m going to go with no. I’m classy like that.
You and me both buddy.
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### Author:  [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/12 "2008-07-01T20:45:10Z")
i find it kind of odd when old men find it necessary to tear ass at the urinal. i mean come on, if you have to shit, the toilet is the closest you can get without using it, go fucking shit in there!
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### Author:  [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/13 "2008-07-01T20:51:50Z")
> [@dawn"](#):
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> She nonchalantly said “Excuse me.”, and walked into the bathroom.
she probably shit her pants, why else would you walk into a bathroom right after?
atleast she didnt try to the good ol’ try and cough to cover up the fart but completley miss time it kinda thing, ive seen old people do that before
> [@kingsario](#):
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> senior citizens + farting in public go hand n hand. Most of the time I don’t think they even realize they farted. Nasty bastards.
Everytime i go to a restaurant i always end up sitting near some old person that lets one go, apparently they have no control over it
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/14 "2008-07-01T20:54:19Z")
The other day in class, I accidentally farted, and it wasn’t quiet. I was as surprised as everyone else. And then I pointed at a fat asian kid sitting in front of me, and everyone fell for it.
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### Author:  [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/15 "2008-07-01T21:00:28Z")
:biglol:
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### Author:  [@vweegit](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vweegit)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/16 "2008-07-01T21:11:59Z")
> [@bobbyg1243](#):
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> i find it kind of odd when old men find it necessary to tear ass at the urinal. i mean come on, if you have to shit, the toilet is the closest you can get without using it, go fucking shit in there!
I’ve never understood the whole “If you have to shit” thing. I’ve heard that most of my life from various people.
If I had to shit, I’d go shit. I have to pass gas - they are mutually exclusive.
That said, what does the OP think the woman should have done? Prostrated herself and begged forgiveness? Sometimes it just sneaks up on ya.
What I find funniest isn’t the fart, its the fact that grown ass people get disgusted by it, as though it is a wholly unnatural act.
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### Author:  [@BlkKnight099](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkKnight099)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/17 "2008-07-01T21:13:17Z")
been there done that. vote hell yeah…
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/18 "2008-07-01T21:13:36Z")
i do but i shouldnt.
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### Author:  [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/19 "2008-07-01T21:31:22Z")
:lol: I do at work,we all do.
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### Author:  [@zero\_assault](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zero_assault)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/20 "2008-07-01T21:50:35Z")
LOL! out of no where I’m reading this thread and just did a one cheek lean…
Good gravy
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