# Farting in Public? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 1, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895 "2008-07-01T15:30:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/21 "2008-07-01T21:53:24Z")
I do it all the time…Josh don’t give a fuck. ---
**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/22 "2008-07-01T21:59:56Z")
i love cropdusting an aisle, then going to the next and watching peoples reactions ---
**Author:** ![TrapMuzik82](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trapmuzik82/32/7488_2.png) [@TrapMuzik82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrapMuzik82)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/23 "2008-07-01T23:06:16Z")
> [@FBodyMadnezz](#): > > i love cropdusting an aisle, then going to the next and watching peoples reactions :lol: cropdusting, classic. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/24 "2008-07-01T23:35:23Z")
I cropdusted an aisle in wegmans and chased out some paki guy looking at vitamins hahaha. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/25 "2008-07-02T05:34:31Z")
I smoked out all of the flat benches at my gym once. Guys were going off about how they used to work with sewage and never smelled anything that bad. People were tearing up. I was embarassed so I just kept benching like nothing had happened. Fucking peanut butter is evil… ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/26 "2008-07-02T05:42:05Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > it was nothing its just a fart. > I’m sure you and your lesbian lovers fart while you scissor. :bigclap: ---
**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/27 "2008-07-02T06:41:14Z")
> [@kingsario](#): > > senior citizens + farting in public go hand n hand. Most of the time I don’t think they even realize they farted. Nasty bastards. hahaha yea like when they let one out every step they take when walking, cracks me up every time ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/28 "2008-07-02T07:31:45Z")
I have no shame when it comes to farting in public. It’s also funny to rip a loud one when I’m walking in a group of people. Then passers-by don’t know who in the group did it and everyone gets embarrassed. Then there is the 'ol crowded elevator gag. A classic, that one is. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/29 "2008-07-02T07:36:57Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > I smoked out all of the flat benches at my gym once. Guys were going off about how they used to work with sewage and never smelled anything that bad. People were tearing up. I was embarassed so I just kept benching like nothing had happened. > > Fucking peanut butter is evil… Protein farts are the worst. That being said, I believe in proper etiquette and manners, and never fart publicly. Very rarely in front of friends, never in front of GF either. I’ll let them rip when I’m home alone though. hehe. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/30 "2008-07-02T09:01:26Z")
ive farted 3 times while reading this thread in my office. i fart in front of my girlfriend and she farts around me. who cares. i personally am more against shitting in public than i am ripping ass ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/31 "2008-07-02T09:02:21Z")
Depends on the scenario. ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/32 "2008-07-02T09:06:15Z")
I actually just did this a little while ago, at the bank. It was a pretty alright one, made a few heads go sideways and look in my direction… hahaha ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/33 "2008-07-02T09:13:29Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > I smoked out all of the flat benches at my gym once. Guys were going off about how they used to work with sewage and never smelled anything that bad. People were tearing up. I was embarassed so I just kept benching like nothing had happened. > > Fucking peanut butter is evil… thats funny becuase I work in a plumbing dept. and when I let one go I literally clear out my entire shop. My boss said I should jump in sewage to make my rancid ass smell better lmfao. (when I rip one, not generaly speaking…I do shower daily) lol. ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/34 "2008-07-02T09:16:12Z")
apparently no one here has met Gary Burch… ---
**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/35 "2008-07-02T09:41:39Z")
> [@Carnut](#): > > apparently no one here has met Gary Burch… Oh God. He was giving me a ride home and had to clean stuff out of his passengers seat. He took the stuff out but left me a little momento as well. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Twinkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Mr.Twinkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.Twinkie)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/36 "2008-07-03T20:52:18Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > I cropdusted an aisle in wegmans and chased out some paki guy looking at vitamins hahaha. HAHAHHAHA LOL AT THIS WHOLE THREAD :mamoru: ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/37 "2008-07-04T01:28:58Z")
i hate those bastards that fart around me in bars and then it looks like i did it. then i dont know whether to overexagerrate the disgusted look on my face or act like it isnt there. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895.md?page=1)