# Farting in Public?

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**Created:** [July 1, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895 "2008-07-01T15:30:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![vweegit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/57b2e6/32.png) [@vweegit](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vweegit)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/farting-in-public/50895/16 "2008-07-01T21:11:59Z")

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> [@bobbyg1243](#):
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> i find it kind of odd when old men find it necessary to tear ass at the urinal. i mean come on, if you have to shit, the toilet is the closest you can get without using it, go fucking shit in there!

I’ve never understood the whole “If you have to shit” thing. I’ve heard that most of my life from various people.

If I had to shit, I’d go shit. I have to pass gas - they are mutually exclusive.

That said, what does the OP think the woman should have done? Prostrated herself and begged forgiveness? Sometimes it just sneaks up on ya.

What I find funniest isn’t the fart, its the fact that grown ass people get disgusted by it, as though it is a wholly unnatural act.

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