# Fast Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 19, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fast-sex/198623 "2008-07-19T18:46:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![civicexcoupeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@civicexcoupeman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/civicexcoupeman)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fast-sex/198623/1 "2008-07-19T18:46:32Z")
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office… But she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you… The girl looked at him, and then said, ‘NO!’ Eddie said, ‘I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.’ She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend…So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, ‘Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won’t even be able to get his pants down.’ She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is st ill waiting for his girlfriend’s call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, ‘What happened…?’ Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, ‘The bastard had all quarters!’ Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it’s entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fast-sex/198623/2 "2008-07-19T18:51:14Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![ZEX350Z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/87869e/32.png) [@ZEX350Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ZEX350Z)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fast-sex/198623/3 "2008-07-19T18:52:58Z")
hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fast-sex/198623/4 "2008-07-20T00:34:02Z")
wow, didn’t see that shit coming. :hsugh: ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2008, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fast-sex/198623/5 "2008-07-20T08:36:00Z")
> [@Places to drink on Wednesday?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-to-drink-on-wednesday/37169/11): > > wow, didn’t see that shit coming. :hsugh: as soon as i heard before you can pick it up… i realized where this was going. ---
**Author:** ![civicexcoupeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@civicexcoupeman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/civicexcoupeman)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2008, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fast-sex/198623/6 "2008-07-20T09:04:38Z")
> [@las vegas strip club.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/las-vegas-strip-club/37178/13): > > as soon as i heard before you can pick it up… i realized where this was going. lol some see it coming …some don’t lol… ---
**Author:** ![tom\_vito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_vito/32/6000_2.png) [@tom\_vito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tom_vito)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2008, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fast-sex/198623/7 "2008-07-20T10:36:51Z")
I was thinking pennys… ---
**Author:** ![civicexcoupeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@civicexcoupeman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/civicexcoupeman)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2008, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fast-sex/198623/8 "2008-07-20T10:37:38Z")
> [@Muscle50 \> newman VID](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muscle50-newman-vid/37187/6): > > I was thinking pennys… boyfriend called 2 hours later…the bastard had pennies… haha