# Fat Buttocks Need Longer Needles

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-buttocks-need-longer-needles/5093>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 29, 2005, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-buttocks-need-longer-needles/5093 "2005-11-29T10:02:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-buttocks-need-longer-needles/5093/21 "2005-11-30T02:23:05Z")

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How to stop being fat:

1. Put down the fucking fork!
2. turn off the TV
3. get off the couch
4. do something that doesn’t involve sitting or even being comfortable.

You do want to reach your asshole so you can effectively wipe, right??

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**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 4:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-buttocks-need-longer-needles/5093/22 "2005-11-30T04:00:34Z")

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ROFL

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 4:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-buttocks-need-longer-needles/5093/23 "2005-11-30T04:37:57Z")

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This is nothing new, most medical devices are like this. Many of the implants we make are longer in the US than the EU

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**Author:** ![Deuce](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deuce/32/7614_2.png) [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 4:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-buttocks-need-longer-needles/5093/24 "2005-11-30T04:55:11Z")

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wow what a sad day…

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**Author:** ![ripperbone](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ripperbone/32/7395_2.png) [@ripperbone](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ripperbone)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 5:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-buttocks-need-longer-needles/5093/25 "2005-11-30T05:03:34Z")

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> [@Diesel](#):
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> I was told this is “be nice to fat people week”!!!
> 
> Edit: Nevermind, that was only for yesterday. [http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5178&page=2](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5178&page=2)

🤣

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**Author:** ![NYSFF](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nysff/32/7353_2.png) [@NYSFF](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYSFF)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 5:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-buttocks-need-longer-needles/5093/26 "2005-11-30T05:11:44Z")

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> [@JaysGreenLX](#):
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> I thought air bubbles in injections were bad. Oh well.

Has to be a Large amount of air. Small portions that enter the blood stream get broken up so fast by the circulation of the blood. that it doesn’t even stand a chance to cause a problem.

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