# Favorite Lyrics...
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**Created:** [April 22, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-lyrics/236570 "2008-04-22T14:29:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author:  [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-lyrics/236570/81 "2008-05-28T22:09:55Z")
My current favorite:
Hey Mister lyrics
Hey Mister I really like your daughter,
I’d like to eat her like ice cream
maybe dip her in chocolate
Hey Mister on your way over
in your Volvo, suit, and tie
Well, be crawling in your bed soon
messing around, maybe getting high
It’s not what ya did,
It’s not what ya didn’t
God gave her a perfect body
and now I’m all up in it.
It’s not she’s a tramp.
It’s not she’s not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I’m sure
Hey Mister I really like your daughter.
When I’m horny like thirsty
She’s a bottle of water.
Hey Mister how’d it get so bad
You raised her so well
and now she’s calling me dad
in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen
the perfect little gift for high school graduation.
It’s not what ya did,
It’s not what ya didn’t
God gave her a perfect body
and now I’m all up in it.
It’s not she’s a tramp.
It’s not she’s not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I’m sure
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
ha hahaha ha ha haha
I eat all the food in your fridge
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance do
Breakstands neutral drops
Wreck all your cars
Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
Order stuff on your credit cards
Leave boogers in the skippy jar
Smoke your cigars
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
When you call in late from work tell your wife
You’re at the titty bars
It’s not what ya did,
It’s not what ya didn’t
God gave her a perfect body
and now I’m all up in it.
It’s not she’s a tramp.
It’s not she’s not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I’m sure
I can’t lie I have to tell the truth
My commandments says I’m a total spoof
Your daughter’s a freak
Your daughter’s a pro
When i’m done with her
She’ll do one of your bros
I hope I’ll never have a daughter
I hope I’ll never have a daughter
I hope I’ll never have a daughter
I hope I’ll never have a daughter
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana naaaaaaaa!
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### Author:  [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-lyrics/236570/82 "2008-05-29T08:59:55Z")
No class, no job
I’m just a victim of society a slob
No ass, no head
I gotta go home and jack off instead
No mind, no kind
My brain is jelly and my memory is blind
No way, no way
I cannot live in a world this gay :ninja
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### Author:  [@Jimmerz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimmerz)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-lyrics/236570/83 "2008-05-29T14:18:40Z")
The hour of reckoning draws near
Judgment day is here and gone
Sweetly she draws me into her arms
A liquid embrace to chase the day way.
Sedate Numb Deaf and Dumb
Stumbling into solitude.
A clouded judgment day is fueled.
Take me under your black wings
Mark my words and remember me.
So sweetly she shucks away at my time
So sweetly she draws me nigh
Closer and closer towards never ending sleep
Spin the bottle
Kiss only the bottle.
The dark mistress of many, beholden to none
Slips a ring of needles around your arm in an engagement
Eternal engagement
Never consummated.
Take me under your black wings
Mark my words and remember me.
Destroyer of senses.
So take as needed for the pain
Another gray morning dawns across an ashen sky.
My sweet demoness beckons me
Ever again and again and again and again.
The dark mistress of many, beholden to none
My sweet demoness beckons me
Ever again and again and again and again and again.
Take me under your black wings.
Jacked up on the taste of self-destruction.
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### Author:  [@Jimmerz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimmerz)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-lyrics/236570/84 "2008-05-29T14:23:30Z")
two more songs lol
A new life begins
Destroy everything
Obliterate what makes us weak
Destroy everything
Decimate what threatens me
Cleanse this world with flame
End this, cleanse this
Rebuild and start again
Obliterate what makes us weak
End this and embrace the destruction
And this and embrace new life
NEW LIFE
Even an empty threat deserves a response you won’t soon forget
I must destroy everything that tries to infect
Even an empty threat deserves a response you won’t soon forget
I must destroy everything that tries to infect
Destroy everything
Obliterate what makes us weak
Destroy everything
Decimate what threatens me
Cleanse this world with flame
End this, cleanse this
Rebuild and start again
Obliterate what makes us weak
End this and embrace the destruction
And this and embrace new life
NEW LIFE
Even an empty threat deserves a response you won’t soon forget
I must destroy everything that tries to infect
Even an empty threat deserves a response you won’t soon forget
I must destroy everything that tries to infect
A new life begins
Destroy everything
Obliterate what makes us weak
Destroy everything
Decimate what threatens me
Destroy everything
So a new life can begin
Destroy everything
Rebuild and start again…again
song two
same band
Trapped within your own apathy
Spiraling into a cycle of loss
Beaten mind with a bruised reflection
It’s addiction to failure of substances
That ties you to your selfish punishment
In you eyes it’s cursed
No fix, no cure, tortured with imperfection
Your hatred is aimless
This is my hatred, this is my vow
Never to be broken
Erogenous
Cause you HATE yourself
And you HATE this world
And you HATE the fact
That you HATE every moment
Defeatist, you and I will never be the same!
I’ve taken this vow of hatred, TAKE THE VOW
A promise to myself to never be my own defeatist
This is my hatred, this is my vow
Never to be broken
Cause you HATE yourself
And you HATE this world
And you HATE the fact
That you HATE every moment
Defeatist, you and I will never be the same!
I take this vow
I take this vow of hatred
I take this vow, never to be broken
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-lyrics/236570/85 "2008-05-29T20:46:36Z")
Yo, VIP, Let’s kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly flow
like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo – I don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I’m killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull’s eye, The kid don’t play
If there was a problem, Yo, I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin’
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I’m cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you aint quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I’m on a roll and it’s time to go solo
Rollin’ in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No – I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I’m heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo – so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I’m out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they’re so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine – All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue’s packed
I’m trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Take heed, 'cause I’m a lyrical poet
Miami’s on the scene just in case you didn’t know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake, kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style’s like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, “damn”
If my rhyme was a drug, I’d sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it’s time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo – I’ll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Yo man – Let’s get out of here! Word to your mother!
Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-lyrics/236570/86 "2008-05-29T20:47:40Z")
Turn up the volume, crank up the bass
Aww yeah, Vanilla Ice is in the place
I’m here to tell ya a little story ‘bout my 5.0
Just a-lettin’ ya know, I’m in total control
Oh yes many people know that I got good taste
And if the cops try to race in a high speed chase
I just laugh, right in their face and say YO,
Don’t even waste your time, see,
‘Cause I can red-line and leave you far behind
Because I’m out gettin’ mine
And I’m sweatin’ like steam and you can feel the flow
When I’m Rollin’ in my 5.0
Rollin’ in my 5.0…
It’s not a Benz or a Jag, if a 5-0 with a rag
And I don’t wanna brag, but I could never be stag
When I’m cruisin’, to A-1-A
Zero to 60, 4 seconds don’t play
This ain’t no joke, and you can see the smoke
I’m burnin’ rubba
You heard me clear I didn’t stutta
The V-I-P Posse, with my homeboy Staff
And you can giggle and chuckle, but I’ll have the last,
Laugh and take my money all the way to the bank
And the ones that buy my records are the ones I should thank
Cause I’m sweatin’ like steam and you can feel the flow
When I’m rollin, in my 5.0
Rollin’ in my 5.0…
I view a fly cutie and I wanna converse
I shift to first, and then back to reverse
‘Cause there’s crazy fly ronis at NNB
They wanna flee with the I-C-E
I don’t drive 55 when I’m in my ride, I just glide
My head leaned to the side.
I cruise the A-1-A with a plan in mind
The V-I-P Posse not far behind
The honeys top and jump for my thousand watts
If fills the back seat as my system rocks
‘Cause I’m sweatin like steam and you can feel the flow
When I’m rollin, in my 5.0
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-lyrics/236570/87 "2008-05-29T20:48:34Z")
HHAHAHAHAHA i was just listenin to the techno version of that like an hr ago
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-lyrics/236570/88 "2008-05-29T20:51:27Z")
my bologna has a first name its OSCAR it also has a second its MAYER oh the bitches like to eat it every day and if ya ask why they say OSCAR MAYER has a way wit the BOLOGNA
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-lyrics/236570/89 "2008-05-29T20:52:42Z")
lol…
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