# \*February Beat this Caption Contest\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 1, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541 "2008-02-01T08:59:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/1 "2008-02-01T08:59:31Z")
Usual Contest rules apply. ![http://shift518.com/gallery/1_01_02_08_9_53_32.jpg](http://shift518.com/gallery/1_01_02_08_9_53_32.jpg) **This isn’t what I had in mind when I told them I want staggered wheels."** Winner at the end of the month gets Shift518 Mug! ![http://shift518.com/gallery/1_01_02_08_9_54_20.jpg](http://shift518.com/gallery/1_01_02_08_9_54_20.jpg) Winner gets chosen by the Shift518 Staff. Staff members are not eligible for the prize, but may still participate. ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/2 "2008-02-01T15:58:11Z")
The Fit, From Honda. Now available with optional training wheels! ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/3 "2008-02-01T15:59:18Z")
> [@dc2nick](#): > > The Fit, From Honda. Now available with optional training wheels! :crackup i cant even think of anything now ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/4 "2008-02-01T16:03:23Z")
The new 2009 Honda fit comes with optional drift wheels, only included in the Ricer package for an extra $7,000. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/5 "2008-02-01T16:20:00Z")
To make up for his understeer problem, John took it one step to far… ---
**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/6 "2008-02-01T16:33:16Z")
Mo-Hud SCCA new PAX system now in effect. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/7 "2008-02-01T16:33:58Z")
changed; VTEC: too powerful for regular rear wheels ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/8 "2008-02-01T17:42:25Z")
honda…because smaller wheels are more fuel efficent edit(added one more possible one): Honda: R&D is a process ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/9 "2008-02-01T17:49:26Z")
who says handicaps can’t autocross. ---
**Author:** ![ds50r](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ds50r/32/3491_2.png) [@ds50r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ds50r)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/10 "2008-02-01T17:53:27Z")
Spycam…Walmart tests new shopping carts… :banana ---
**Author:** ![timmay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/11 "2008-02-01T19:48:40Z")
Look ma, no brains. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/12 "2008-02-01T19:56:40Z")
the fit, by honda… proof that size DOES matter :banana ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 11:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/13 "2008-02-01T23:41:41Z")
Upon receiving tips from fellow autocrossers, Vlad took “you need it to rotate a bit more” a bit out of context. ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/14 "2008-02-02T00:24:51Z")
> [@tdi\_logik](#): > > who says handicaps can’t autocross. HAHAHAHAHA OMFG! ---
**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 1:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/15 "2008-02-02T01:03:42Z")
pRice chopper manager: “NOW I KNOW WHERE ALL MY DAMN SHOPPING CARTS ARE GOING!!!” :wow ---
**Author:** ![Kicklow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kicklow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kicklow)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/16 "2008-02-02T08:24:23Z")
“is there a lil captain in you?” ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/17 "2008-02-03T13:01:36Z")
honda, because even if its pointless and stupid, we still encourage it. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/18 "2008-02-03T15:19:47Z")
Moar! :thumb ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/19 "2008-02-03T16:05:16Z")
edit: i love hondas and honda accessories, my submission is in my next post :nod ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/20 "2008-02-03T16:09:18Z")
My official entry: ![http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj236/Bennyfizzle2/ggmotiv.jpg](http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj236/Bennyfizzle2/ggmotiv.jpg) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541.md?page=2)