# \*February Beat this Caption Contest\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 1, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541 "2008-02-01T08:59:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/21 "2008-02-03T16:17:38Z")
Well, I never set a limit on entries, just keep it under control. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/22 "2008-02-03T16:21:10Z")
edited, and it’s **staggered** btw :nod ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/23 "2008-02-03T18:31:48Z")
Show off… :idiots ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/24 "2008-02-03T18:37:31Z")
a true handicaped event!! ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/25 "2008-02-03T18:39:45Z")
not only is the driver handicapped but the vehicle is too ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/26 "2008-02-03T18:40:54Z")
“Okay guys, srsly where’s my wheel” ---
**Author:** ![plaf713](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/27 "2008-02-03T19:39:16Z")
BALLS :🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ds50r](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ds50r/32/3491_2.png) [@ds50r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ds50r)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/28 "2008-02-04T18:33:23Z")
…when the K-swap just wasent enough… ---
**Author:** ![plaf713](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/29 "2008-02-05T11:07:34Z")
special olympics ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/30 "2008-02-05T11:11:18Z")
Ok, now some of you aren’t even trying :lol ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/31 "2008-02-05T11:12:04Z")
srsly. worst. captions. ever. ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/32 "2008-02-05T17:16:13Z")
dont look i think ur car is lifting it’s leg to take a piss!!! ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/33 "2008-02-05T17:29:32Z")
is that captain morgans car??? aaarrrrrrrr ---
**Author:** ![www.jamespickettphot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7993a0/32.png) [@www.jamespickettphot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/www.jamespickettphot)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/34 "2008-02-07T22:06:49Z")
“In automotive news today Honda introduced its new personal mobility vehicle for the elderly, a sub compact version of the Fit, the vehicle promises to advance osteoporosis by allowing the owner to literally drive into the grocery store and up wheelchair ramps never having to use their legs again. It has been said that Honda engineers have taken ideas from custom car enthusiasts as well by installing a built in oxygen tank with bottle warmer instead of the nitrous oxide more commonly installed in larger cars by Honda’s more youthful customers.” :crackup ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 4:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/35 "2008-02-08T04:07:19Z")
THAT is a caption of stature :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Mafdark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mafdark/32/6322_2.png) [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/36 "2008-02-08T06:43:44Z")
> [@dc2nick](#): > > The Fit, From Honda. Now available with optional training wheels! Dont forget the new dealer option: tassels for the side mirrors. ---
**Author:** ![4ADAM12](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4adam12/32/6282_2.png) [@4ADAM12](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4ADAM12)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/37 "2008-02-12T15:49:25Z")
Ok, I’ve heard of compact spare tires, but this is bull$h!T. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/38 "2008-02-15T10:18:51Z")
That’s the best you guys got? :mwahaha ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/39 "2008-02-15T11:13:11Z")
Atleast they didnt just drop it on the ground like the Mugen Si when they stole its wheels ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541/40 "2008-02-21T21:32:50Z")
shit niggaz i gots my stunt wheels on. better back the fuck up now bbeeeaaatches [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/235541.md?page=3)