# February Beat this Caption Contest!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878 "2009-02-05T22:32:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/1 "2009-02-05T22:32:06Z")
Usual Contest rules apply. ![http://shift518.com/gallery/1_06_03_08_8_57_23.jpg](http://shift518.com/gallery/1_06_03_08_8_57_23.jpg) ![http://shift518.gom-host.com/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=65](http://shift518.gom-host.com/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=65) **"Brings a whole new meaning to get out of jail free card "** Winner at the end of the month gets Mechanix Fast Fit gloves! ![http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41XYX1S2D0L.SL500_AA280.jpg](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41XYX1S2D0L._SL500_AA280_.jpg) Winner gets chosen by the **Shift518** Staff. Staff members are not eligible for the prize, but may still participate. Previous contest ![http://shift518.gom-host.com/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=26](http://shift518.gom-host.com/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=26) **Winner Is : cmcallister** **“** They told me if i stay ahead for two turns they will get me out of this piece of shit. **”** Runners Up: Mafdark “Clarkson’s worst nightmare, two cars that will take a week to get around the track.” **Jersey Fresh** “Mr. President, if youll take a look at this pic, you will see that we truly do need a government bail-out” Link [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=6375](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=6375) ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/2 "2009-02-06T10:36:58Z")
> [@Mustang guys, advice needed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustang-guys-advice-needed/13683/2): > “God this guy plays Monopoly like a n\*\*\*\*\*” down with the censorship tyranny:vlad! FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/3 "2009-02-06T10:38:10Z")
“Soo…ya wanna fuck or what?” ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/4 "2009-02-06T10:40:01Z")
“i wish i could roll doubles and get out of here” ---
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/5 "2009-02-06T10:49:38Z")
“yesterday i was a free man,now im dressed like the hamburgler and playing monopoly with boy george!” ---
**Author:** ![Jersey\_Fresh](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jersey_fresh/32/6418_2.png) [@Jersey\_Fresh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jersey_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/6 "2009-02-06T10:57:16Z")
“Obama impliments new ‘Game Day’ at Guantanimo” ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/7 "2009-02-06T12:39:14Z")
“I’m already in jail.” ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/8 "2009-02-06T12:48:29Z")
“Eh, you owe me 500 dollars for landing on boardwalk” “um no i don’t, thats not even a real mustache, go fuck your self” ---
**Author:** ![1320-20V](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320-20v/32/6474_2.png) [@1320-20V](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320-20V)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/9 "2009-02-06T15:44:55Z")
Sure you may have won the game, but I’m still fucking you tonight. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/10 "2009-02-06T16:08:42Z")
I told you I’m only giving you a mustache ride if you win ---
**Author:** ![Mafdark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mafdark/32/6322_2.png) [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/11 "2009-02-06T16:10:23Z")
“1991? WTF. I’m 1991. That asshole is wearing my jumpsuit again.” ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/12 "2009-02-06T16:19:36Z")
“this shit sucks but it sure as hell beats candy land” ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/13 "2009-02-06T16:26:06Z")
“Ok let’s skip the date and get to the ass fucking.” ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/14 "2009-02-06T19:19:46Z")
![http://shift518.gom-host.com/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=65](http://shift518.gom-host.com/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=65) Inmate 1991: You know, there can only be one… Inmate 1991 with glasses: I know, but do you mind if I use the Iron? ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/15 "2009-02-06T20:15:30Z")
benny why ya sell the weed to the cop,now were hear playin this bullshit ---
**Author:** ![Jeremiah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeremiah/32/6318_2.png) [@Jeremiah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeremiah)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/16 "2009-02-14T16:40:54Z")
Inmate 1: We deserve to be here. Inmate 2: Why? Inmate 1: Because the door is open and we’re still sitting here playing monopoly. Inmate 2: DOH! ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/17 "2009-02-18T14:53:16Z")
So, are you down for another ride on the B&O Railroad? ---
**Author:** ![smithsteg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smithsteg/32/6379_2.png) [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/18 "2009-02-18T14:59:15Z")
why do we have the same inmate number ---
**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/19 "2009-02-18T15:01:38Z")
Man that photographer has a sweet ultra-wideangle lens! ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 5:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/20 "2009-02-19T05:07:57Z")
at least these walls are cleaner than travis’s [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878.md?page=2)