# February Beat this Caption Contest!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878 "2009-02-05T22:32:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/21 "2009-02-23T14:18:21Z")
1991-“i dont care what you do or who wins, im using the car!” 1991 with glasses-“fuck that, lets go straight to the buttsecks” ---
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/22 "2009-02-23T19:05:50Z")
![http://shift518.gom-host.com/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=65](http://shift518.gom-host.com/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=65) “Boardwalk again!? Sheeeeet I only got $320 left” “That’s coo, I take Visa, Mastercard… And AC” "AC? Don’t you mean AmEx homey? “Nah doo… AC - Anal Cherry” ---
**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/23 "2009-02-23T20:17:18Z")
> [@Review: Magic Bullet](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-magic-bullet/14123/4): > > Inmate 1: We deserve to be here. > Inmate 2: Why? > Inmate 1: Because the door is open and we’re still sitting here playing monopoly. > Inmate 2: DOH! winner!!! ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/24 "2009-02-24T21:17:17Z")
“Where the fuck is the bottom half of my body?” ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/february-beat-this-caption-contest/241878/25 "2009-03-01T11:05:35Z")
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