# Fecal transplant anyone?

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 16, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fecal-transplant-anyone/212473 "2011-05-16T13:44:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jskrapper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jskrapper/32/7570_2.png) [@Jskrapper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jskrapper)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fecal-transplant-anyone/212473/1 "2011-05-16T13:44:12Z")

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Iv’e been lurking for a while now posting here or there. I didn’t want my big return thread to be a shitty one…but this was just far too interesting.

> **[Diarrhea, Debilitating Digestive Ills Relieved With DIY Fecal Transplants](https://abcnews.go.com/Health/diarrhea-debilitating-digestive-ills-relieved-diy-fecal-transplants/story?id=13601702)**
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> Transplanting bacteria-rich stools from healthy donors can provide relief, cure for digestive diseases.

> Demonstrating that even in medicine, “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure,” patients with debilitating diarrhea are finding relief, if not cures, after receiving bacteria-rich stool from the guts of healthy donors, usually close relatives.
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> Despite the gross-out factor, fecal transplants are simple enough to perform at home using such inexpensive tools as a bottle of saline, a 2-quart enema kit from the local drugstore and a standard kitchen blender.

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So now who wants that Carne Allotta?

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fecal-transplant-anyone/212473/2 "2011-05-16T14:00:31Z")

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are you shitting me?!?!

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**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fecal-transplant-anyone/212473/3 "2011-05-16T14:26:50Z")

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Who wants the first drink from that blender after fecal transplant has been done??

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**Author:** ![Axis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/axis/32/5149_2.png) [@Axis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Axis)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fecal-transplant-anyone/212473/4 "2011-05-16T15:23:15Z")

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I read about these years ago.

Shit eating, more common than you think!

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**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fecal-transplant-anyone/212473/5 "2011-05-16T15:39:01Z")

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Oh wait??? You gotta drink the poo??? I didn’t read the whole article, I just assumed they had a way of transplanting it into your intestines somehow…

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**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fecal-transplant-anyone/212473/6 "2011-05-16T17:41:01Z")

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what’s the enema kit for if you have to drink it then?  
Pretty sure you’d put the blended crap in the enema kit then up your pooper and let it absorb.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fecal-transplant-anyone/212473/7 "2011-05-16T19:00:32Z")

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No they put it in your butt via enema

I listened to a radiolab about this a few weeks ago. Shits pretty interesting

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**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fecal-transplant-anyone/212473/8 "2011-05-16T19:35:06Z")

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Afterward you can give your blender away to someone you secretly hate. Then tell them about it years later.

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**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fecal-transplant-anyone/212473/9 "2011-05-17T13:25:10Z")

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> [@airhead](#):
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> Afterward you can give your blender away to someone you secretly hate. Then tell them about it years later.

Or sell it at a garage sale!

Not to self: Never buy a garage sale blender.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fecal-transplant-anyone/212473/10 "2011-05-17T13:27:24Z")

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I think I’ll just eat some raw sauerkraut thanks. Much better way of upping your healthy gut bacteria.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fecal-transplant-anyone/212473/11 "2011-05-17T13:30:10Z")

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> [@Carbonfiberhooded](#):
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> Or sell it at a garage sale!
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> Not to self: Never buy a garage sale blender.

ewwww i would never ever buy a garage sale blender!!! theyre like $20 brand new

maybe if it was a blendtec blender, but i would only use it to blend hockey sticks… and magnets

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fecal-transplant-anyone/212473/12 "2011-05-17T13:41:43Z")

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> [@Carbonfiberhooded](#):
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> Oh wait!!?? You gotta drink the poo???

LOL

> [@Jam](#):
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> but i would only use it to blend hockey sticks… and magnets

LOL
