# few lesbian jokes

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**Created:** [January 30, 2006, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/few-lesbian-jokes/179870 "2006-01-30T08:15:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![2toneishot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2toneishot/32/6010_2.png) [@2toneishot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2toneishot)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/few-lesbian-jokes/179870/1 "2006-01-30T08:15:53Z")

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1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?  
A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?  
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?  
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can’t lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?  
Because they can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?  
A Lickalotapuss.

6. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?  
Fur Traders.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?  
Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?  
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?  
Even the pool table doesn’t have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?  
Lick-a-likes.

11. What’s the definition of confusion?  
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?  
One’s a snack cracker, the other’s a crack snacker.

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**Author:** ![rmrider897](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@rmrider897](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rmrider897)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/few-lesbian-jokes/179870/2 "2006-01-30T08:50:12Z")

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1. How do you make a house for lesbians?  
Use tounge-n-groove instead of studs.