# Finally a proper creeper
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [March 20, 2009, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949 "2009-03-20T10:38:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/21 "2009-03-20T13:20:49Z")
I’m a big pussy when it comes to jacking up a car, but being a slow pussy is better than a fast, dead, dickhead.
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### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/22 "2009-03-20T13:21:44Z")
> [@any runners?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-runners/15767/45):
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> I’m a big pussy when it comes to jacking up a car, but being a slow pussy is better than a fast, dead, dickhead.
For sure, too many people have died using the wrong equipment/technique.
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/23 "2009-03-20T13:27:32Z")
> [@need advice: my friend's gf is a slut](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-advice-my-friends-gf-is-a-slut/15876/69):
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> It’s ok I guess, better than some wanker eg that’s for sure.
“wanker EG” makes your B-M-W!!!_$(!@#$_&!$_!!!(_$ M3!!!@$_(!@$#_ look like what came out of my ass this morning…watery SHIT.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/24 "2009-03-20T13:37:30Z")
> [@My New Wheel](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-new-wheel/15913/14):
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> “wanker EG” makes your B-M-W!!!_$(!@#$_&!$_!!!(_$ M3!!!@$_(!@$#_ look like what came out of my ass this morning…watery SHIT.
Lance make a deposit in the ol’ Joey-hole last night? :rofl
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/25 "2009-03-20T13:42:34Z")
I did not. But that creeper seems like a good idea.
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### Author:  [@Kicklow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kicklow)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/26 "2009-03-20T13:43:45Z")
> [@Wall mount for plasma?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wall-mount-for-plasma/15925/15):
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> I did not. But that creeper seems like a good idea.
dayum right he didnt! he was with me last nite!!!
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### Author:  [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/27 "2009-03-20T14:40:01Z")
wow, a creeper that limits your movement. Brilliant
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### Author:  [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/28 "2009-03-20T14:49:37Z")
> [@Buschur racing's Evo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buschur-racings-evo/15917/4):
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> post of a creeper, by a creeper. awesome
just thinking the same
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/29 "2009-03-20T18:28:15Z")
that creeper is queer id cut it apart the min i got it ,the first time i hit a rocker panel or whatever would be its last moment as that creeper also such a waste of time even readin this
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2009, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/30 "2009-03-21T14:03:08Z")
I agree with joey on how high the car car to be… i think i would freak out tho bc your legs can move much and neither can your arms… im very closterpobic (sp?)
Someone needs to come out with a redneck creeper:
-Beer/can/bottle holder
-tool holder
Love mine tho 🙂
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### Author:  [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/31 "2009-03-21T14:40:20Z")
Its a pretty good idea in the “perfect world” sence. But the best creeper i have found out to use is this styrafoam insulation board, its comfy and it doesnt have wheels to run your shirt over or get caught on tools/rocks.
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/32 "2009-03-21T15:30:53Z")
> [@\*official BBQ pics thread\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-bbq-pics-thread/15933/32):
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> Its a pretty good idea in the “perfect world” sence. But the best creeper i have found out to use is this styrafoam insulation board, its comfy and it doesnt have wheels to run your shirt over or get caught on tools/rocks.
One of my dad’s like 5 creepers is one like that. It’s a black and red Snap-On foam board. Uses that the most of all of them.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2009, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/33 "2009-03-21T16:23:37Z")
Fuck creepers. I cant remember the last time I used one under a car. Id rather just lay on my back and get a little dirty instead of using one.
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/34 "2009-03-21T16:34:34Z")
> [@Question?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question/15932/6):
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> Fuck creepers. I cant remember the last time I used one under a car. Id rather just lay on my back and get a little dirty instead of using one.
i heard ya like gettin your backside a little dirty:lol:ahh
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/35 "2009-03-21T17:45:25Z")
Well you heard wrong
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### Author:  [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/36 "2009-03-21T22:34:54Z")
Creepers are garbage. First time you use one and you need to get some breaking torque on a serious fastener where you have no damn leverage because you’re “scooting” all over the damn place you’re understand why. Or when you go zipping out from under a car like joe cool and smash your head into a jack stand. Fucking awesome.
I never use creepers. Concrete floor FTW, foam pad if it’s dead winter and floor is frigid.
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### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-a-proper-creeper/242949/37 "2009-03-22T01:20:50Z")
Yes, creepers are garbage, one of the last jobs i had they were like “OMFG what are you doing on the floor” lol.
They were from Vermont. They sucked. Fucking jack your shit up, stop being a bitch and just lay on the floor.
Creepers FTL.
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