# Finish this joke: **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 14, 2007, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371 "2007-09-14T13:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/1 "2007-09-14T13:15:07Z")
Come up with a punchline for this joke please. It’s a work in progress. _So a black guy an asian guy and an irish guy are sitting in a restuarant the night before valentines day. The Irish guy says:_ “i got my wife a dildo because she is always complaining about the irish curse and claims she can never feel my prick. at least now she will be satisfied.” the asian guy says: “Yea I got my girlfriend a dildo too. She says the stereotype is true and I can just never please her.” after a moment of silence, chino and zong look at the black guy waiting for him to chime in… … finish it with a funny punchline and ill give you a reward. i think it has a lot of potential. CHINO AND ROB ARE GAY ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/2 "2007-09-14T13:16:50Z")
you have reached a new low. WOW. I am going to have to post our entire MSN conversation now you suck so bad. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/3 "2007-09-14T13:17:44Z")
do it… He asked for this. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/4 "2007-09-14T13:18:35Z")
and the black guy says…I am Rick James BITCH…_slap_ I get any pussy I want to and its always gooooooooooooooooooooooood. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/5 "2007-09-14T13:19:09Z")
[quote=“sureshot!”"] _So a black guy an asian guy and an irish guy are sitting in a restuarant the night before valentines day. The Irish guy says:_ _“i got my wife a dildo because she is always complaining about the irish curse and claims she can never feel my prick. at least now she will be satisfied.”_ _the asian guy says:_ _“Yea I got my girlfriend a dildo too. She says the stereotype is true and I can just never please her.”_ _after a moment of silence, chino and zong look at the black guy waiting for him to chime in…_ … So the black guy replied with “Do you two always tell each other what you’re giving each other ahead of time?” [/quote] :uhh: ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/6 "2007-09-14T13:20:38Z")
Rx3 roundhouses everyone with his cock & closes the thread ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/7 "2007-09-14T13:21:44Z")
0/5 ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/8 "2007-09-14T13:23:43Z")
[quote=“sureshot!”"] _So a black guy an asian guy and an irish guy are sitting in a restuarant the night before valentines day. The Irish guy says:_ _“i got my wife a dildo because she is always complaining about the irish curse and claims she can never feel my prick. at least now she will be satisfied.”_ _the asian guy says:_ _“Yea I got my girlfriend a dildo too. She says the stereotype is true and I can just never please her.”_ _after a moment of silence, chino and zong look at the black guy waiting for him to chime in…_ … So the black guy says “I’m giving my wife a night with BikerFry so she can finally be satisfied.” [/quote] :pimp: ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/9 "2007-09-14T13:24:32Z")
now -2/5 ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/10 "2007-09-14T13:26:12Z")
![http://byerly.org/posters/failure.jpg](http://byerly.org/posters/failure.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/11 "2007-09-14T13:27:07Z")
☹ i was gonna tell this joke at your reception too. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/12 "2007-09-14T13:29:39Z")
adam…you suck Pavel Bure could have made a better thread ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/13 "2007-09-14T13:30:30Z")
^:rofl: ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/14 "2007-09-14T13:30:55Z")
[quote=“sureshot!,post:11,topic:35371"”] ☹ i was gonna tell this joke at your reception too. [/quote] 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/15 "2007-09-14T13:31:04Z")
wtf i love pavel bure ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/16 "2007-09-14T13:31:34Z")
[quote=“sureshot!”"] _So a black guy an asian guy and an irish guy are sitting in a restuarant the night before valentines day. The Irish guy says:_ _“i got my wife a dildo because she is always complaining about the irish curse and claims she can never feel my prick. at least now she will be satisfied.”_ _the asian guy says:_ _“Yea I got my girlfriend a dildo too. She says the stereotype is true and I can just never please her.”_ _after a moment of silence, chino and zong look at the black guy waiting for him to chime in…_ … So the black guy says: "Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air In West Philadelphia born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said you’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said “Fresh”, and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie ‘yo homes smell ya later’ Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air" [/quote] :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/17 "2007-09-14T13:31:56Z")
the internet does not have enough failure images for this thread ![http://myspace.drewpydraws.com/signs/failure.jpg](http://myspace.drewpydraws.com/signs/failure.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/18 "2007-09-14T13:32:30Z")
thanks for trying fry… ill think of something, i need some beer to stimulate the creative side of my brain. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/19 "2007-09-14T13:34:54Z")
Oh at this point I’m just trying to think of the lamest possible endings. I think I’ve climaxed, so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/20 "2007-09-14T13:36:59Z")
[quote=“sureshot!”"] Come up with a punchline for this joke please. It’s a work in progress. _So a black guy an asian guy and an irish guy are sitting in a restuarant the night before valentines day. The Irish guy says:_ _“i got my wife a dildo because she is always complaining about the irish curse and claims she can never feel my prick. at least now she will be satisfied.”_ _the asian guy says:_ _“Yea I got my girlfriend a dildo too. She says the stereotype is true and I can just never please her.”_ _after a moment of silence, chino and zong look at the black guy waiting for him to chime in…_ out of nowhere both the irish guy and the asian guys wives pop up from under the table [/quote] Im helping the mess you’ve started solo dim sum boy [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371.md?page=2)