# Finish this joke:

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 14, 2007, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371 "2007-09-14T13:15:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/21 "2007-09-14T13:37:58Z")

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![http://www.failure-movie.com/art/Failure-Poster.jpg](http://www.failure-movie.com/art/Failure-Poster.jpg)

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/22 "2007-09-14T13:42:39Z")

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[quote=“sureshot!”"]

Come up with a punchline for this joke please. It’s a work in progress.

_So a black guy an asian guy and an irish guy are sitting in a restuarant the night before valentines day. The Irish guy says:_

 

“i got my wife a dildo because she is always complaining about the irish curse and claims she can never feel my prick. at least now she will be satisfied.”

the asian guy says:

“Yea I got my girlfriend a dildo too. She says the stereotype is true and I can just never please her.”

_after a moment of silence, chino and zong look at the black guy waiting for him to chime in…_  
   
…

the black guy says:  
“call your mom and tell her she shoulda banged a black guy”

sureshot! is :gay: and loves pink font

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🎻

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**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/23 "2007-09-14T13:45:08Z")

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The italian comes in and shows everyone whos boss

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/24 "2007-09-14T14:03:11Z")

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[quote=“sureshot!”"]

Come up with a punchline for this joke please. It’s a work in progress.

_So a black guy an asian guy and an irish guy are sitting in a restuarant the night before valentines day. The Irish guy says:_

_“i got my wife a dildo because she is always complaining about the irish curse and claims she can never feel my prick. at least now she will be satisfied.”_

_the asian guy says:_

_“Yea I got my girlfriend a dildo too. She says the stereotype is true and I can just never please her.”_

_after a moment of silence, chino and zong look at the black guy waiting for him to chime in…_

They see him dash out the door stealing the Bar’s TV

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Dont blame me this joke cannot be rescued by anything

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/25 "2007-09-14T14:03:54Z")

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[quote=“RobHimself,post:24,topic:35371"”]

```
Quote:
 	 		 			 				 					Originally Posted by <b>sureshot!</b> [![http://nyspeed.com/forums/aero/buttons/viewpost.gif](http://nyspeed.com/forums/aero/buttons/viewpost.gif)](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?p=670032#post670032) 				
			<i>Come up with a punchline for this joke please. It's a work in progress.

```

[I]So a black guy an asian guy and an irish guy are sitting in a restuarant the night before valentines day. The Irish guy says:

_“i got my wife a dildo because she is always complaining about the irish curse and claims she can never feel my prick. at least now she will be satisfied.”_

_the asian guy says:_

_“Yea I got my girlfriend a dildo too. She says the stereotype is true and I can just never please her.”_

_after a moment of silence, chino and zong look at the black guy waiting for him to chime in…_

They see him dash out the door stealing the Bar’s TV  
[/I]

Dont blame me this joke cannot be rescued by anything

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HAHAHAHAAHAHA

/thread !!!

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/26 "2007-09-14T14:04:31Z")

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wtf biggot. jk. lol

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finish-this-joke/35371/27 "2007-09-14T14:07:24Z")

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LOL

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