# Firecrackers vs. fetuses. An Independance Day fairytale. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 3, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251 "2011-07-03T21:11:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![silveradoman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silveradoman/32/6487_2.png) [@silveradoman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silveradoman)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/1 "2011-07-03T21:11:34Z")
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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/2 "2011-07-04T14:38:48Z")
oh thats a funny one. didnt realize i lost my balls? **apparently throwing a lit fire cracker and hitting a 9 month pregnant girl** , then being called out on it, and not owning up to it means you have balls. i really hate to do this but… Yourself, JimP, Elliott or anyone else who was in that bunch of people who may have thrown it need to find their balls ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/3 "2011-07-04T14:51:37Z")
wait what happened brett? the one with me is pretty funny haha ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/4 "2011-07-04T14:54:51Z")
> [@Anybody have contacts/hookups v.Hamburg PD?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-have-contacts-hookups-v-hamburg-pd/43542/15): > > wait what happened brett? > > the one with me is pretty funny haha dont wanna go into much detail here man, but wayne knows the story as he was standing right there as well… but whoever threw it knows it was them, and they dont have the nut to own up to it and apologize to all those involved, but lets just say that my girlfriend has a mark on her upper leg from a firecracker hitting her. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/5 "2011-07-04T15:24:25Z")
Brett you need to learn how to act like a civilized human being in person. I don’t appreciate being told to shut up after asking you a simple question of whether or not you were addressing me. You were staring at the ground and speaking in my direction, which led me to believe that you were asking me a question. I didn’t hear you, so I asked. Come on. You were a nice guy when I came into your work and bought a set of swaybar links (and actually pretty helpful in the matter), but Friday you were acting like the biggest tool in the god damn BOX. Lighten up a bit man. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/6 "2011-07-04T15:25:14Z")
hmmmmmmmmmm , i have a good idea who it may be . ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/7 "2011-07-04T15:26:28Z")
> [@Intercooler Endtank Design](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/intercooler-endtank-design/43560/13): > > Brett you need to learn how to act like a civilized human being in person. I don’t appreciate being told to shut up after asking you a simple question of whether or not you were addressing me. You were staring at the ground and speaking in my direction, which led me to believe that you were asking me a question. I didn’t hear you, so I asked. > > Come on. You were a nice guy when I came into your work and bought a set of swaybar links (and actually pretty helpful in the matter), but Friday you were acting like the biggest tool in the god damn BOX. > > Lighten up a bit man. how would u be if your preggo g/f just got hit wit a firecracker ??? i would have beat the whole bunch till someone addmitted ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/8 "2011-07-04T15:30:24Z")
LOL I wasn’t referring to that event. I was specifically talking about the conversation between Brett and I when I was talking to Bobby. Fucking rude. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/9 "2011-07-04T15:32:29Z")
and blowing a fuckin horn all over town so people trip isnt ??? ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/10 "2011-07-04T15:34:57Z")
See avatar 😉 Anyway, Brett is a cool dude, and I know he has a lot on his plate, but that really pissed me off to the point where I just had to walk away. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/11 "2011-07-04T15:35:04Z")
> [@Intercooler Endtank Design](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/intercooler-endtank-design/43560/13): > > Brett you need to learn how to act like a civilized human being in person. I don’t appreciate being told to shut up after asking you a simple question of whether or not you were addressing me. You were staring at the ground and speaking in my direction, which led me to believe that you were asking me a question. I didn’t hear you, so I asked. > > Come on. You were a nice guy when I came into your work and bought a set of swaybar links (and actually pretty helpful in the matter), but Friday you were acting like the biggest tool in the god damn BOX. > > Lighten up a bit man. i was nice to you for the simple fact that I HAD TO BE. and thanks for your money. the company appreciates it im sure. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/12 "2011-07-04T15:39:23Z")
:rofl Thanks for the swaybar links! Seriously. They’ve been great, well, for the 3 weeks I’ve had them on there anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/13 "2011-07-04T15:40:17Z")
> [@Knight Rider: Sucks more than a hoover edition?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knight-rider-sucks-more-than-a-hoover-edition/43593/27): > > :rofl > > Thanks for the swaybar links! Seriously. They’ve been great, well, for the 3 weeks I’ve had them on there anyway. dont thank me, thank Federal-Mogul ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/14 "2011-07-04T15:40:30Z")
how about a cage match this weekend in one of the Highbridge ice cream batting cages? ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/15 "2011-07-04T15:42:50Z")
Fuck this hotels double-posting wifi! ---
**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/16 "2011-07-04T16:21:26Z")
> [@Where Can I buy this hat locally?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-can-i-buy-this-hat-locally/43518/16): > You post unfunny pics in the funny pics thread and busted chicks in a thread meant for pics of attractive women. You suck at this. Get a montage and up your game. ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/17 "2011-07-04T19:40:21Z")
> [@FS: 2004 Evo VIII RS SOLD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2004-evo-viii-rs-sold/43468/61): > > oh thats a funny one. didnt realize i lost my balls? > > **apparently throwing a lit fire cracker and hitting a 9 month pregnant girl** , then being called out on it, and not owning up to it means you have balls. i really hate to do this but… Yourself, JimP, Elliott or anyone else who was in that bunch of people who may have thrown it need to find their balls i witnessed this too, it even pissed me off. Seriously, who the fuck throws a firecracker point blank in front of a pregnant girl? ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/18 "2011-07-04T19:48:21Z")
pregnant or not who throws fire crackers at people? ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/19 "2011-07-04T19:49:35Z")
so , now the main question is who did it ??? ---
**Author:** ![silveradoman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silveradoman/32/6487_2.png) [@silveradoman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silveradoman)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/20 "2011-07-04T19:50:05Z")
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