# Firecrackers vs. fetuses. An Independance Day fairytale. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 3, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251 "2011-07-03T21:11:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![silveradoman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silveradoman/32/6487_2.png) [@silveradoman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silveradoman)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/181 "2011-07-06T18:54:58Z")
> [@Check this sweet car out on Craigslist.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/check-this-sweet-car-out-on-craigslist/43694/6): > > Ur such a crybaby bitch tonight. Go suck on some cock and act like it’s a baby bottle. someones getting hit with a wheelchair i can see it already ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/182 "2011-07-06T18:55:05Z")
> [@LASIK](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lasik/43678/15): > > Guy turned into an emo little bitch ass. Time to trade in the cow boy hat for some skinny jeans you FAGGOT talk to that kid that got nickalero,s gvr4 he has a few pair of emo,s for ya im sure ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/183 "2011-07-06T18:56:22Z")
> [@LASIK](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lasik/43678/15): > > Guy turned into an emo little bitch ass. Time to trade in the cow boy hat for some skinny jeans you FAGGOT Hahhaa fucking guy went from looking like kenny chezney to a pale Ricky martin quickkkk ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/184 "2011-07-06T18:56:57Z")
> [@Check this sweet car out on Craigslist.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/check-this-sweet-car-out-on-craigslist/43694/6): > > Ur such a crybaby bitch tonight. Go suck on some cock and act like it’s a baby bottle. I can see you crying right now “turn that fucking wheelchair off”. Stop running your fucking bitch mouth. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/185 "2011-07-06T18:57:27Z")
I bet he is listening to Fall Out Boy right now ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/186 "2011-07-06T18:57:39Z")
Resubscribed. ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/187 "2011-07-06T18:57:46Z")
> [@LASIK](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lasik/43678/15): > > Guy turned into an emo little bitch ass. Time to trade in the cow boy hat for some skinny jeans you FAGGOT Really? Dude, the wind could blow and you’d fall off the fence onto the gay side… Are you gay? ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/188 "2011-07-06T18:58:26Z")
> [@psi2high"](#): > > I bet he is listening to Fall Out Boy right now If i try hard enough, I can hear JDaniels snapping your neck right now. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/189 "2011-07-06T18:59:03Z")
I cant wait to push you into water works and unplug your battery ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/190 "2011-07-06T18:59:52Z")
> [@Dealer employees: need help](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dealer-employees-need-help/43620/5): > > I cant wait to push you into water works and unplug your battery I can’t wait for you to admit you’re gay. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/191 "2011-07-06T19:00:02Z")
im gonna kick wheels out of his chair , ya know what fuck it . im stealin a scooter from wal mart and racing his ass ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/192 "2011-07-06T19:00:05Z")
So many lols. ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/193 "2011-07-06T19:00:26Z")
> [@Dealer employees: need help](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dealer-employees-need-help/43620/4): > > Hahhaa fucking guy went from looking like kenny chezney to a pale Ricky martin quickkkk Chill out Pauly D, don’t rage on me. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/194 "2011-07-06T19:00:35Z")
> [@flying cars? could be here soon.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/flying-cars-could-be-here-soon/43554/17): > > If i try hard enough, I can hear JDaniels snapping your neck right now. Only thing you can hear is jdaniels balls slapping off your chin. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/195 "2011-07-06T19:00:51Z")
wheels is just pissed his last piece of ass was his own finger poking thru the toilet paper ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/196 "2011-07-06T19:02:43Z")
> [@LASIK](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lasik/43678/16): > > Only thing you can hear is jdaniels balls slapping off your chin. Pretty sure I can hear your vagina leaking because PSI tells you you’re hot. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/197 "2011-07-06T19:03:09Z")
> [@My 66 Fairlane project!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-66-fairlane-project/43613/19): > > I can’t wait for you to admit you’re gay. Well we don’t have to wait for you any longer since its already out in the open ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/198 "2011-07-06T19:03:18Z")
> [@LASIK](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lasik/43678/17): > > Pretty sure I can hear your vagina leaking because PSI tells you you’re hot. nah , thats left over me ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/199 "2011-07-06T19:03:20Z")
> [@Wtb: d series knock sensor](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-d-series-knock-sensor/42061/6): > > wheels is just pissed his last piece of ass was his own finger poking thru the toilet paper I buy 1 ply for a reason… BTW, go fuck yourself. ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/200 "2011-07-06T19:04:13Z")
> [@psi2high"](#): > > Well we don’t have to wait for you any longer since its already out in the open No seriously, do you think about sucking cock? To include sbardy exclusively? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251.md?page=9) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251.md?page=11)