# Firecrackers vs. fetuses. An Independance Day fairytale. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 3, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251 "2011-07-03T21:11:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/201 "2011-07-06T19:04:31Z")
> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/32): > > I buy 1 ply for a reason… BTW, go fuck yourself. wow man , all these other guys raggin on ya and ya hate on me ? wow i feel the love ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/202 "2011-07-06T19:05:19Z")
> [@Check this sweet car out on Craigslist.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/check-this-sweet-car-out-on-craigslist/43694/11): > > No seriously, do you think about sucking cock? To include sbardy exclusively? I find it interesting that you are able to blow jdaniels and post at the same time. You truly are one talented person ---
**Author:** ![silveradoman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silveradoman/32/6487_2.png) [@silveradoman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silveradoman)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/203 "2011-07-06T19:06:11Z")
im getting wheels on a snowmobile this year, if anyone cares ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/204 "2011-07-06T19:08:20Z")
> [@LASIK](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lasik/43678/18): > > I find it interesting that you are able to blow jdaniels and post at the same time. You truly are one talented person Stop redirecting, jdaniels is actually blowing me. But that’s not what’s important, you admitting that you’re a cock lover is. Bro… I won’t treat you any differently… ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/205 "2011-07-06T19:08:30Z")
> [@LASIK](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lasik/43678/18): > > I find it interesting that you are able to blow jdaniels and post at the same time. You truly are one talented person Kid spits out condoms out of his ass like a condom dispenser at a truck stop ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/206 "2011-07-06T19:09:36Z")
You’re just mad that I keep denying your offers to take me out to dinner. I told you I wanted nothing to do with your love affair with John ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/207 "2011-07-06T19:10:37Z")
> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/37): > > You’re just mad that I keep denying your offers to take me out to dinner. I told you I wanted nothing to do with your love affair with John id split u like a log little man ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/208 "2011-07-06T19:10:58Z")
> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/36): > > Kid spits out condoms out of his ass like a condom dispenser at a truck stop I heard PSI threw a ziploc bah over some dudes cock to substitute for a condom. Ziploc Zack Myers ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/209 "2011-07-06T19:11:47Z")
You’re mad because the only fireworks you saw were the ones you lit out of jdaniels butt crack ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/210 "2011-07-06T19:12:22Z")
> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/37): > > You’re just mad that I keep denying your offers to take me out to dinner. I told you I wanted nothing to do with your love affair with John Really? Dude, I wouldn’t go anywheres with you in public for fear that your gayness might make people think we were a couple. Come on, you have a bunch of feminine qualities. ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/211 "2011-07-06T19:12:58Z")
> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/40): > > You’re mad because the only fireworks you saw were the ones you lit out of jdaniels butt crack You’re getting close to seeing fireworks. Bro, how’d your parents take the news? ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/212 "2011-07-06T19:13:14Z")
Dude for the last time I will not jerk off onto your burger its just awkward ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/213 "2011-07-06T19:14:03Z")
> [@Lawyer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawyer/43688/13): > > wow man , all these other guys raggin on ya and ya hate on me ? wow i feel the love Whatever dude… Don’t call me next time you need something. I’m not fucking bailing you out again to have you talk down to me. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/214 "2011-07-06T19:14:21Z")
> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/42): > > You’re getting close to seeing fireworks. > > Bro, how’d your parents take the news? So do you type with one hand while sucking off jdaniels and cupping his balls? ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/215 "2011-07-06T19:14:40Z")
> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/43): > > Dude for the last time I will not jerk off onto your burger its just awkward Were they pissed? ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/216 "2011-07-06T19:15:32Z")
> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/45): > > So do you type with one hand while sucking off jdaniels and cupping his balls? It’s awkward that you know all these odd positions for fondling someones cock while typing. Really, are you gay? Seriously? ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/217 "2011-07-06T19:15:51Z")
So are you two gonna adopt or go the surrogate route? I wouldnt use either of your man juices cause that would be one ugly fucking kid ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/218 "2011-07-06T19:16:28Z")
> [@flying cars? could be here soon.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/flying-cars-could-be-here-soon/43554/19): > > Whatever dude… Don’t call me next time you need something. I’m not fucking bailing you out again to have you talk down to me. Holy fucking emotions. They pass gay marriage in ny, you go missing with jdaniels for a weekend and papa johns doesn’t run out of pizza. What a great weekend. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/219 "2011-07-06T19:16:50Z")
> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/46): > > It’s awkward that you know all these odd positions for fondling someones cock while typing. > > Really, are you gay? Seriously? Last time I checked I wasnt the one jocking kenny chesneys nuts but hey dude your sexual preference is your own thing ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/220 "2011-07-06T19:17:31Z")
> [@Lawyer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawyer/43688/21): > > Holy fucking emotions. They pass gay marriage in ny, you go missing with jdaniels for a weekend and papa johns doesn’t run out of pizza. What a great weekend. Sorry dude, can’t hear you over your blowout. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251.md?page=10) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251.md?page=12)