# Firecrackers vs. fetuses. An Independance Day fairytale. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 3, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251 "2011-07-03T21:11:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/221 "2011-07-06T19:18:09Z")
> [@Lawyer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawyer/43688/21): > > Holy fucking emotions. They pass gay marriage in ny, you go missing with jdaniels for a weekend and papa johns doesn’t run out of pizza. What a great weekend. Ahh so they went on their honeymoon this past week end. I was wondering where the fag crew was ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/222 "2011-07-06T19:18:53Z")
> [@Omg I do \<3 Hondas!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-i-do-3-hondas/43672/18): > > Last time I checked I wasnt the one jocking kenny chesneys nuts but hey dude your sexual preference is your own thing Dude, really. IMO you’re a cock gobbler. Like, a real life cock gobbler. ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/223 "2011-07-06T19:19:31Z")
So JimP did this ? ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/224 "2011-07-06T19:19:46Z")
> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/50): > > Ahh so they went on their honeymoon this past week end. I was wondering where the fag crew was Myers, stop acting straight… We know you’re gay. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/225 "2011-07-06T19:20:18Z")
> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/52): > > Dude, really. IMO you’re a cock gobbler. Like, a real life cock gobbler. And I thought you gays had better gaydar but apparently not. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/226 "2011-07-06T19:21:01Z")
> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/48): > > Sorry dude, can’t hear you over your blowout. You definately chopping on your little lincoln log in your pants with one hand and typing with your other as jdaniels breathing heavily on the back of your neck. ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/227 "2011-07-06T19:21:16Z")
> [@Dealer employees: need help](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dealer-employees-need-help/43620/6): > > And I thought you gays had better gaydar but apparently not. PSIGETSHIGHONPENIS ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/228 "2011-07-06T19:21:53Z")
> [@S13 Coupe Build | Last Update: 20-May](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/s13-coupe-build-last-update-20-may/43006/37): > > You definately chopping on your little lincoln log in your pants with one hand and typing with your other as jdaniels breathing heavily on the back of your neck. I love lincoln logs… The last one I put in the toilet looked a lot like you. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/229 "2011-07-06T19:22:26Z")
> [@Lawyer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawyer/43688/23): > > PSIGETSHIGHONPENIS So where did you guys have the ceremony? I bet you cried like the little girl that you are when he said I do ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/230 "2011-07-06T19:24:42Z")
> [@Post up Pics of your favorite car(s) you don't own anymore](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-up-pics-of-your-favorite-car-s-you-dont-own-anymore/43625/82): > > So where did you guys have the ceremony? I bet you cried like the little girl that you are when he said I do Oddly enough, I could smack you once and knock the taste of cum right out of your little leprechaun bitch mouth. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/231 "2011-07-06T19:25:58Z")
So did you write Governor Cuomo a thank you letter for allowing your dreams to come true? ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/232 "2011-07-06T19:26:54Z")
> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/59): > > So did you write Governor Cuomo a thank you letter for allowing your dreams to come true? You’re weaksauce. I’m done with your chode sucking little bitch ass for now. Don’t talk again until you’re ready to admit you’re gay. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/233 "2011-07-06T19:28:39Z")
Just because I dont bat for your team of queerosexuals does not mean you have to be a dick ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/234 "2011-07-06T19:29:39Z")
this thread got gay ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/235 "2011-07-06T19:36:45Z")
> [@Lawyer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawyer/43688/24): > > Just because I dont bat for your team of queerosexuals does not mean you have to be a dick No, really. Shut the fuck up until you come out of the closet. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/236 "2011-07-06T19:43:03Z")
da fuck is going on in here ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/237 "2011-07-06T21:13:00Z")
Lmao @ Sbardy, Sean and wheelzz. Tons of LOL’s the past two pages. Continue. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/238 "2011-07-07T05:04:30Z")
I am dying over here :rofl :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/239 "2011-07-07T06:21:59Z")
this thread has turned around and is now delivering! ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/240 "2011-07-07T21:43:43Z")
> [@Lawyer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawyer/43688/20): > > So are you two gonna adopt or go the surrogate route? I wouldnt use either of your man juices cause that would be one ugly fucking kid WTF is going on ITT? How the fuck can you call me ugly? I might be fat, but I’m not ugly you fuckin’ asshat. I’m coming to find you tonight to punch your little treasure troll face in. I know where you hang out, you are down on Henry Johnson Blvd gargling on some jazz lovers meat dangler. Just wait you lucky charms loving fuck. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251.md?page=11) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251.md?page=13)