# Firecrackers vs. fetuses. An Independance Day fairytale.
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [July 3, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251 "2011-07-03T21:11:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/61 "2011-07-05T09:12:42Z")
Thanks for the invite WAYNE
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### Author:  [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/62 "2011-07-05T09:13:32Z")
Didn’t bro about it bro. Ended up schooling peeps with tomahawks on black ops instead.
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### Author:  [@silveradoman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silveradoman)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/63 "2011-07-05T09:14:43Z")
> [@Why windows servers suck...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-windows-servers-suck/43614/10):
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> Thanks for the invite WAYNE
Ive got a bottle rocket saved for you!!!
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/64 "2011-07-05T09:17:00Z")
hugs not e-thugs
glad I wasnt there bacause my usually overpriced sweat shop abercrombie clothes are highly flamable. Good looking out for a Bro Wayne
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### Author:  [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/65 "2011-07-05T09:21:58Z")
Adumb caught me with a mortar to the side and I didnt ethug his ass
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### Author:  [@silveradoman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silveradoman)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/66 "2011-07-05T09:24:38Z")
> [@rubicant and rx3 are no longer mods? Now with sushi!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rubicant-and-rx3-are-no-longer-mods-now-with-sushi/43553/41):
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> Adumb caught me with a mortar to the side and I didnt ethug his ass
damn…that hadda leave a mark…why didn’t you blame my shady ass for it??? prolly coulda convinced all of shift and have a brodown at highbridge???
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### Author:  [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/67 "2011-07-05T09:24:38Z")
☹ no mopar buddie invite ☹
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/68 "2011-07-05T09:27:24Z")
Whose GF got hit?
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### Author:  [@silveradoman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silveradoman)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/69 "2011-07-05T09:28:56Z")
bretts 9 month pregnant g/f
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/70 "2011-07-05T09:29:52Z")
> [@Why windows servers suck...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-windows-servers-suck/43614/11):
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> Didn’t bro about it bro. Ended up schooling peeps with tomahawks on black ops instead.
sticks and stones FTMFW.
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/71 "2011-07-05T09:32:23Z")
I feel his rage is entitled then. carry on
personally I would just kill everyone at the party. women & children included
and I would puncha-size waynes face for being a d-bag
yeah thats right you D-bag I’m coming at you like a spider monkey
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### Author:  [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/72 "2011-07-05T09:47:25Z")
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### Author:  [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/73 "2011-07-05T09:49:12Z")
> [@FS: Lots of DVD's](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-lots-of-dvds/43550/18):
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> sticks and stones FTMFW.
HUMILIATION! :excited
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/74 "2011-07-05T10:41:31Z")
Fuck sorry Brett it was me. I threw it all the way from lake placid, it had a long ass wick.
LOL
But in all seriousness, I am glad she wasnt too hurt. Tis merely a flesh wound. You protect her as you see fit, cant hold that against anyone. The labor day party a few years back at the lake i accidentally nailed Steff with a bottle rocket, left a mark on her back and burned her shirt! lol She threw a beer at me I think… so it was all better. LOL
/\ Cool story bro
But really, I am pissed I missed this shindig.
love you all
with all my heart
and I would never intentionally blow up girlfriends
or key vipers
or poop in the pockets of the jackets hanging in the closet
so again, I love you
bye bye
KrazyKid
Over and out
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/75 "2011-07-05T10:47:59Z")
hold up somebody keyed the viper?!
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/76 "2011-07-05T10:51:19Z")
yea you didn’t know?!?!??!
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/77 "2011-07-05T10:52:42Z")
well now I know you’re fucking with me.
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/78 "2011-07-05T10:54:42Z")
:rofl
no it was a t$ joke, about getting to rilled up and rowdy.
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### Author:  [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/79 "2011-07-05T10:56:42Z")
You should of all gone to the Plaza for the fireworks that i’m sure you all helped contribute to by buying your groceries at Price Chopper. Neil put on an excellent show.
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### Author:  [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2011, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/80 "2011-07-05T11:00:42Z")
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