# Firecrackers vs. fetuses.  An Independance Day fairytale.

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [July 3, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251 "2011-07-03T21:11:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/141 "2011-07-06T06:25:53Z")

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This is the reason I don’t invite gaggles of people to my house, shit gets out of hand because people can’t act like fucking adults at a damn party and have fun.

Feel bad for Trace and Wayne, cus I know they don’t operate that way.

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/142 "2011-07-06T06:41:44Z")

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> [@Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blu-ray-vs-hd-dvd/23570/209):
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> This is the reason I don’t invite gaggles of people to my house, shit gets out of hand because people can’t act like fucking adults at a damn party and have fun.
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> **Feel bad for Trace and Wayne, cus I know they don’t operate that way.**

Thanks homie, def not how we roll.

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### Author: ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/143 "2011-07-06T06:47:18Z")

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Exactly why I will be very cautious in who gets invited when I finally decided to host a little shift bbq gathering at my place

Pretty much all in this thread except for 2-3 people will make the cut though :rofl

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/144 "2011-07-06T06:54:08Z")

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If you cut me I’ll swear I’ll cut you

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### Author: ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/145 "2011-07-06T06:55:35Z")

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> [@Another Immigration Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-immigration-thread/43650/6):
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> If you cut me I’ll swear I’ll cut you

Klopps you’re always welcome at my place brahh

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### Author: ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/146 "2011-07-06T07:25:55Z")

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I will make sure to poop in your sink shady

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### Author: ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/147 "2011-07-06T07:31:37Z")

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> [@FS: S16G Mitsubishi Turbo BRAND NEW](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-s16g-mitsubishi-turbo-brand-new/41900/16):
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> I will make sure to poop in your sink shady

Wouldent you much rather do it in the pool or hot tub?

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/148 "2011-07-06T07:36:18Z")

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upper decker

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### Author: ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/149 "2011-07-06T07:49:33Z")

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Can there ever not be any fucking drama? Holy cow fuck

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### Author: ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/150 "2011-07-06T07:52:16Z")

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Fuck you and your lack of mortar shooting ability

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/151 "2011-07-06T07:55:27Z")

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> [@dance clubs?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dance-clubs/43556/53):
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> Can there ever not be any fucking drama? Holy cow fuck

no need to bring beastiality into this thread

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### Author: ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/152 "2011-07-06T08:00:11Z")

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> [@FS: S16G Mitsubishi Turbo BRAND NEW](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-s16g-mitsubishi-turbo-brand-new/41900/16):
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> I will make sure to poop in your sink shady

upper deck his toilet.

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### Author: ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/153 "2011-07-06T08:01:44Z")

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In for shady BBQ

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### Author: ![skateshelter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skateshelter/32/6337_2.png) [@skateshelter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/skateshelter)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/154 "2011-07-06T09:08:42Z")

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Duke laduke probley did it. U did break his phone lol

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### Author: ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/155 "2011-07-06T13:05:02Z")

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order in the court!!! all rise for judge gatville! :ahh

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### Author: ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/156 "2011-07-06T13:05:55Z")

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> [@Engine Shipping Hookups?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/engine-shipping-hookups/43603/7):
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> well ya see steve, i did man. and there it was all denial.

yeah, wayne yelled “who the buttfuck threw the firecracker” only response was jim p saying he didnt do it…confrontation ended there.

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### Author: ![d\_gage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/d_gage/32/6321_2.png) [@d\_gage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d_gage)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/157 "2011-07-06T16:58:18Z")

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This is exactly why I wouldn’t have anyone over my house, people just don’t know how to act these days and don’t give a fuck that you have to LIVE there. Fucking hate people.

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### Author: ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/158 "2011-07-06T16:59:49Z")

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^ I went to your house once. Didnt throw anything. Everything went better than expected. :lol

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### Author: ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/159 "2011-07-06T17:03:25Z")

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I stopped having people over due to the immaturity as well. Only certain occasions and certain people are now invited

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### Author: ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/160 "2011-07-06T17:04:23Z")

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Thank for the invite, sean.

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