# Firecrackers vs. fetuses. An Independance Day fairytale. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 3, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251 "2011-07-03T21:11:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![d\_gage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/d_gage/32/6321_2.png) [@d\_gage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d_gage)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/161 "2011-07-06T17:07:29Z")
> [@Toronto Auto Show 2008 Pics](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toronto-auto-show-2008-pics/43686/8): > > ^ I went to your house once. Didnt throw anything. Everything went better than expected. :lol Lol! That was my parents house, not mine. My Dad would have regulated you if you got out of line anyways 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/162 "2011-07-06T17:34:13Z")
> [@WTB: 5/16" spacer for 5x4.5 5x114.3 NOW](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-5-16-spacer-for-5x4-5-5x114-3-now/43648/8): > > yeah, wayne yelled “who the buttfuck threw the firecracker” only response was jim p saying he didnt do it…confrontation ended there. i walked up to jim, asked if he threw it, or knew who did he said something along the lines of no, well i lit it, but i didnt throw it, i dont know who took it from me. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/163 "2011-07-06T17:35:47Z")
> [@FS Corvette Wheels and tires](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-corvette-wheels-and-tires/35756/9): > > I stopped having people over due to the immaturity as well. Only certain occasions and certain people are now invited 😢 ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/164 "2011-07-06T17:38:38Z")
myers , is that why im never told about the fun sex parties ??? ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/165 "2011-07-06T17:40:26Z")
Thats why ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/166 "2011-07-06T17:42:54Z")
only thing wrong i did at your house was 1 -punch my son krammer in the nuts " very hard i must say " 2- send a mass text from kramers phone " text was a pic of my junk " 3- keep text going to krammers real parents 4 - oh fuck it nevermind i see now ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/167 "2011-07-06T18:29:13Z")
> [@AJ's GrandPrix - TODAY - 4pm!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ajs-grandprix-today-4pm/43578/14): > > I can’t believe this shit. Silveradoman would give you the shirt off his back, granted it would be a slednecks shirt but you get the point. I don’t believe for one second he would do this shit. > > Oh and thanks for the invite Yarter! Forever trombone. Fuck you, I told you about the party. ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/168 "2011-07-06T18:38:04Z")
FUCK, I wasn’t drinking but this happened after I left… And, if I’m no longer welcome and Wayne’s and Trace’s because of JimP, i’ll shove that fucking neon so far up his ass he’ll spit out a PT cruise. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/169 "2011-07-06T18:40:19Z")
> [@h0twh3els"](#): > > FUCK, I wasn’t drinking but this happened after I left… And, if I’m no longer welcome and Wayne’s and Trace’s because of JimP, i’ll shove that fucking neon so far up his ass he’ll spit out a PT cruise. Shut the fuck up you emotional faggot. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/170 "2011-07-06T18:41:25Z")
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/171 "2011-07-06T18:41:27Z")
> [@S13 Coupe Build | Last Update: 20-May](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/s13-coupe-build-last-update-20-may/43006/34): > > Shut the fuck up you emotional faggot. No, you shut the fuck up ice cream man. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/172 "2011-07-06T18:43:24Z")
jim wants to trade his neon for slowmarro ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/173 "2011-07-06T18:44:11Z")
> [@h0twh3els"](#): > > No, you shut the fuck up ice cream man. watch it ya fuckin sexy motherfucker … thats my ding a ling man “even though his cream gives me the shits” ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/174 "2011-07-06T18:46:13Z")
> [@Pat Leary Motors](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pat-leary-motors/43609/21): > > watch it ya fuckin cripple … thats my ding a ling man “even though his cream gives me the shits” I hate the word cripple. It’s demeaning to someone like myself… FYI. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/175 "2011-07-06T18:49:02Z")
> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/26): > > I hate the word cripple. It’s demeaning to someone like myself… FYI. i saw u walk dude , stop faking . ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/176 "2011-07-06T18:50:34Z")
> [@FS Corvette Wheels and tires](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-corvette-wheels-and-tires/35756/9): > > I stopped having people over due to the immaturity as well. Only certain occasions and certain people are now invited damn 😢 ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/177 "2011-07-06T18:52:52Z")
FWIW, I plowed sbardy while he was combing his blowout hairdoo in the back room of his store… I think he may have been sucking on a cole slaw spoon discussing PSI’s want to suck him off. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/178 "2011-07-06T18:53:14Z")
> [@S13 Coupe Build | Last Update: 20-May](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/s13-coupe-build-last-update-20-may/43006/34): > > Shut the fuck up you emotional faggot. > [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/26): > > I hate the word cripple. It’s demeaning to someone like myself… FYI. Ur such a crybaby bitch tonight. Go suck on some cock and act like it’s a baby bottle. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/179 "2011-07-06T18:54:18Z")
Guy turned into an emo little bitch ass. Time to trade in the cow boy hat for some skinny jeans you FAGGOT ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/180 "2011-07-06T18:54:21Z")
> [@Check this sweet car out on Craigslist.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/check-this-sweet-car-out-on-craigslist/43694/6): > > Ur such a crybaby bitch tonight. Go suck on some cock and act like it’s a baby bottle. like ya have to tell him … i just left there . he milked me dry [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251.md?page=8) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251.md?page=10)