# Firecrackers vs. fetuses.  An Independance Day fairytale.

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**Created:** [July 3, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251 "2011-07-03T21:11:34Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/211 "2011-07-06T19:12:58Z")

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> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/40):
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> You’re mad because the only fireworks you saw were the ones you lit out of jdaniels butt crack

You’re getting close to seeing fireworks.

Bro, how’d your parents take the news?

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