# Firecrackers vs. fetuses.  An Independance Day fairytale.

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**Created:** [July 3, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251 "2011-07-03T21:11:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/216 "2011-07-06T19:15:32Z")

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> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/45):
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> So do you type with one hand while sucking off jdaniels and cupping his balls?

It’s awkward that you know all these odd positions for fondling someones cock while typing.

Really, are you gay? Seriously?

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