# Firecrackers vs. fetuses.  An Independance Day fairytale.

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**Created:** [July 3, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251 "2011-07-03T21:11:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/226 "2011-07-06T19:21:01Z")

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> [@tax returns come I'm gettin turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-come-im-gettin-turbo/43690/48):
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> Sorry dude, can’t hear you over your blowout.

You definately chopping on your little lincoln log in your pants with one hand and typing with your other as jdaniels breathing heavily on the back of your neck.

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