# Firecrackers vs. fetuses.  An Independance Day fairytale.

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**Created:** [July 3, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251 "2011-07-03T21:11:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firecrackers-vs-fetuses-an-independance-day-fairytale/259251/240 "2011-07-07T21:43:43Z")

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> [@Lawyer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawyer/43688/20):
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> So are you two gonna adopt or go the surrogate route? I wouldnt use either of your man juices cause that would be one ugly fucking kid

WTF is going on ITT? How the fuck can you call me ugly? I might be fat, but I’m not ugly you fuckin’ asshat. I’m coming to find you tonight to punch your little treasure troll face in. I know where you hang out, you are down on Henry Johnson Blvd gargling on some jazz lovers meat dangler. Just wait you lucky charms loving fuck.

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