# First pwnage thread of 09

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368>\
**Category:** SON240sx Automotive\
**Created:** [January 25, 2009, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368 "2009-01-25T06:48:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![DJPyro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/278dde/32.png) [@DJPyro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJPyro)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/1 "2009-01-25T06:48:40Z")

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Saw this on SR20forums:

[http://www.orlandoforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=126522](http://www.orlandoforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=126522)

Coles: Guy was street racing, got a ticket for going to slow (obviously cop gave him a break), guy starts thread and bitches, cop is on forums and replies about 4 posts in. Hilarity ensues.

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**Author:** ![S13GG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s13gg/32/5506_2.png) [@S13GG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S13GG)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/2 "2009-01-25T06:56:20Z")

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“You just don’t understand a break when I give you one. Please take me to court so I can print this out and show the judge.”

the cop’s response…^

priceless

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**Author:** ![DJPyro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/278dde/32.png) [@DJPyro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJPyro)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/3 "2009-01-25T07:08:02Z")

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That would be the pwnage of the whole thread.

The remaining pages (I’m on pg 7), seems to just be people signing in from other forums. I’m surprised I was the first one to post it up here, unless it’s in the member chat somewhere.

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**Author:** ![driftRPS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8edcca/32.png) [@driftRPS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/driftRPS13)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/4 "2009-01-25T10:26:31Z")

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kinda ironic i guess…

funny? not really…

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**Author:** ![lopez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9adbd/32.png) [@lopez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lopez)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/5 "2009-01-25T10:32:51Z")

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haha that cops greeeeeeezy!

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**Author:** ![kollo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kollo/32/5661_2.png) [@kollo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kollo)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/6 "2009-01-25T10:44:27Z")

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M.Davis are you on here?..

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**Author:** ![HayMakr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/haymakr/32/5738_2.png) [@HayMakr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HayMakr)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/7 "2009-01-25T11:29:22Z")

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there on all the forums looking for that “ **_Street race tonight on main st., meet at timmies, bring your drugs and guns!”_** thead. i could just imagine how many useless cops are employed to just lurk around on forums.

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**Author:** ![DarkManX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/darkmanx/32/5569_2.png) [@DarkManX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DarkManX)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/8 "2009-01-25T12:52:14Z")

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What a stupid cop. Since when did pigs cruise forums?

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**Author:** ![Wongger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@Wongger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wongger)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/9 "2009-01-25T13:05:28Z")

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hahaha, its still funny that the kid got busted twice. LOL, and I guess cops have nothing better to do?

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**Author:** ![Polar\_s13](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/polar_s13/32/5572_2.png) [@Polar\_s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Polar_s13)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/10 "2009-01-25T13:32:16Z")

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lol that fucking sucks for the kid but still hilarious

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**Author:** ![DJPyro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/278dde/32.png) [@DJPyro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJPyro)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/11 "2009-01-25T14:05:40Z")

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Why is the cop stupid? He’s a regular member on that forum because he’s a car enthusiast. There’s confirmed cops on NEO, and probably some on here too. They’re not stupid or trying to figure out what to do with their time… With threads like “Let’s go snow drifting”, it makes their jobs easier, so they’re actually pretty fuckin’ smart.

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**Author:** ![i-Drift](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/cdc98d/32.png) [@i-Drift](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/i-Drift)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/12 "2009-01-25T14:24:59Z")

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> [@FS: Pimp '88 rx-7 vert on autotrader](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-pimp-88-rx-7-vert-on-autotrader/19477/12):
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> Why is the cop stupid? He’s a regular member on that forum because he’s a car enthusiast. There’s confirmed cops on NEO, and probably some on here too. They’re not stupid or trying to figure out what to do with their time… With threads like “Let’s go snow drifting”, it makes their jobs easier, so they’re actually pretty fuckin’ smart.

you son of a bitch your always sticking up for cops!!  
im starting to think your an Undie!!!  
who votes to ban? :o

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**Author:** ![Tacoboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2acd7d/32.png) [@Tacoboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tacoboy)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/13 "2009-01-25T14:56:42Z")

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> [@cast or forged?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cast-or-forged/20013/17):
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> you son of a bitch your always sticking up for cops!!  
> im starting to think your an Undie!!!  
> who votes to ban? :o

^^^ tool

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**Author:** ![DJPyro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/278dde/32.png) [@DJPyro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJPyro)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/14 "2009-01-25T15:09:34Z")

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^^ Thank you for summing my thoughts up so nicely.

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**Author:** ![Tacoboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2acd7d/32.png) [@Tacoboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tacoboy)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/15 "2009-01-25T15:17:42Z")

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^ continuing ^^^ pyramid. No problem/

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**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/16 "2009-01-25T16:30:23Z")

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Why do people hate cops so much? Because they got a speeding ticket or something?

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**Author:** ![Lucidsnow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lucidsnow/32/5538_2.png) [@Lucidsnow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucidsnow)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/17 "2009-01-25T16:33:11Z")

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they hate them because they get tickets. last year i was ticket free hahaha. i plan to keep it that way for 09 as well.

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**Author:** ![matty](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matty/32/5043_2.png) [@matty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matty)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/18 "2009-01-25T17:40:23Z")

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> [@Karma is a beautiful thing..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/karma-is-a-beautiful-thing/20015/15):
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> What a stupid cop. Since when did pigs cruise forums?

do you see is post count?

hes an active member and more then likely a car enthusiast (hence he helped the guy out)

youve essentially just solified your tool status

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**Author:** ![matty](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matty/32/5043_2.png) [@matty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matty)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/19 "2009-01-25T17:43:25Z")

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^^^ ditto for all those who agreed with you after

cops have lives outside of work too

believe it or not, some of them may like cars 😮  
i know i know, seems impossible.  
crazy little world we live in

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**Author:** ![polak240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/polak240sx/32/5683_2.png) [@polak240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/polak240sx)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-pwnage-thread-of-09/121368/20 "2009-01-25T18:06:00Z")

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i \<3 cops.

+1 for “tool” status

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