# First Time User
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time-user/121595
**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic
**Created:** [February 3, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time-user/121595 "2009-02-03T22:49:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@weaves](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/weaves)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time-user/121595/1 "2009-02-03T22:49:40Z")
lmao
[y]yeozJ8ZELuA[/y]
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### Author:  [@Keez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Keez)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time-user/121595/2 "2009-02-04T00:11:09Z")
bahahah!!! ohhh man that is the best thing ever, BOOKMARKED!!!
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### Author:  [@JDM-KID](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDM-KID)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time-user/121595/3 "2009-02-04T03:23:49Z")
That’s the best shit ever, great way to start the day.lol
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### Author:  [@Osad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Osad)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2009, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time-user/121595/4 "2009-02-04T08:43:07Z")
LOL, he goes through all the phases. Gotta love dope man hahaha, opiates 4 lyfe.
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### Author:  [@Martino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Martino)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2009, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time-user/121595/5 "2009-02-04T08:57:01Z")
LMFAOOO
That’s too good lol.
“Why is this happening to me?!?!”
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### Author:  [@jpod89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jpod89)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2009, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time-user/121595/6 "2009-02-04T12:14:00Z")
> [@anyone play guitar???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-play-guitar/20155/13):
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> LOL, he goes through all the phases. Gotta love dope man hahaha, opiates 4 lyfe.
lol he’s recuperating from sleeping gas, i had to do that once and I tried to text someone and it came out LITERALLY like this (I had thought I had written a legible text):
hsajkdh&$$ HDSJA
I would wake up every so often, blurt out gibberish, then pass out again. Feels good though =P
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### Author:  [@Ryan\_Stock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ryan_Stock)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time-user/121595/7 "2009-02-05T22:35:09Z")
dxghbxd
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### Author:  [@weaves](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/weaves)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2009, 11:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time-user/121595/8 "2009-02-07T23:13:26Z")
He’s grown up…
[y]R1GyDDtaX3Y[/y]
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### Author:  [@87s15lt1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87s15lt1)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2009, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time-user/121595/9 "2009-02-08T13:56:51Z")
couldn’t quite make out what he took?
“don’t put that in your mouth!” lmfao
but the end of the first one with the kid made me almost fall off my chair haha.
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### Author:  [@kimmerkaze](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kimmerkaze)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time-user/121595/10 "2009-02-09T16:01:17Z")
hahaha, nice finds pretty jokes.
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### Author:  [@kollo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kollo)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time-user/121595/11 "2009-02-11T16:53:13Z")
pfff this hit the internet like two weeks ago…second one was fuuny as shit to tho lol