# First time....
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 15, 2008, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477 "2008-10-15T06:52:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/1 "2008-10-15T06:52:28Z")
If you start seeing someone new, how long do you typically wait before you take a poop at their house? What about a diarrhea type poop that smells for hours?
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### Author:  [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/2 "2008-10-15T06:53:39Z")
i dont give a fuck where i am,if i have to shit.i shit.
edit:good thread
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### Author:  [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/3 "2008-10-15T06:54:22Z")
if its the first date within 2 house they will know me and i can give two shits or not
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### Author:  [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/4 "2008-10-15T06:55:58Z")
I’ve been known to destroy a bowl or two. I’d give it a few weeks.
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### Author:  [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/5 "2008-10-15T06:56:52Z")
> [@BREETIME](#):
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> i dont give a fuck where i am,if i have to shit.i shit.
>
> edit:good thread
lmao
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### Author:  [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/6 "2008-10-15T06:56:55Z")
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/7 "2008-10-15T06:58:14Z")
apples do NOT poop.
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/8 "2008-10-15T07:00:59Z")
I don’t understand people that feel weird about pooping…
It’s the strangest phobia ever.
I don’t get people that refuse to poop anywhere but at their own homes…
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### Author:  [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/9 "2008-10-15T07:01:40Z")
yea, I dont get the apple on the cover.
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/10 "2008-10-15T07:02:31Z")
That little kid looks like he’s taking a mean shit though…
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### Author:  [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/11 "2008-10-15T07:11:20Z")
upper decker that shit on the first date.
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### Author:  [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/12 "2008-10-15T07:14:00Z")
> [@chino](#):
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> upper decker that shit on the first date.
:lol:
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/13 "2008-10-15T07:32:41Z")
well my dilemma is not shitting. i don’t mind that, its more of the blow out your asshole diarrhea type shits that you can hear through the house after eating taco bell or something.
i have been seeing this girl for about a week and a half and when i went to her house the other night, i downed a double quarter pounder combo and a volcano taco on the way over. i took a quick poop that was quiet but about an hour later, the water power shits came and i sat there in pain holding it the whole time until finally giving in and letting it rip in her house.
she didnt have air freshener in her bathroom so my only option was to leave the light and fan on and face the akward “Why did you leave the fan on” as I was leaving later that night.
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### Author:  [@Bassdegrime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bassdegrime)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/14 "2008-10-15T07:36:23Z")
I try and wait it out, but when me and my current slampeice started dating i had the epic shits, the whole time i was like damn this is the loudest sloppiest shit of my life, i expected her to be ghost when i came back in.
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### Author:  [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/15 "2008-10-15T07:37:37Z")
dude, DQP combo and a taco? you were asking for it.
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/16 "2008-10-15T07:40:00Z")
> [@evolve](#):
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> dude, DQP combo and a taco? you were asking for it.
Ya I was thinking about that when I ate it on the way. Thought I could hold out.
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### Author:  [@paulysplitx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/paulysplitx)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/17 "2008-10-15T07:53:21Z")
Whenever, When you got to go you got to go. End of story
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### Author:  [@TheKID](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TheKID)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/18 "2008-10-15T08:02:10Z")
The diarrhea is tricky because it blows the fuck out of a toilet, but at the same time that shit canNOT wait for no one.
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### Author:  [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/19 "2008-10-15T08:39:21Z")
I usually shit on their coffee table on the first date. If they don’t throw me out then they are a keeper!
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2008, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/56477/20 "2008-10-15T08:41:39Z")
> [@EvilJay](#):
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> I don’t get people that refuse to poop anywhere but at their own homes…
would you go into a truck stop and rub bare ass against some strange guys bare ass for 10 minutes?
Because if you wouldnt then you shouldnt use a public toilet, its the same thing.
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