# first time **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524 "2009-02-05T07:48:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/1 "2009-02-05T07:48:58Z")
Wait for the poll fuckers. (This time I’ll remember the cot damn make votes public check box.) ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/2 "2009-02-05T07:49:47Z")
First time that I drove a car? Modded a car? Raced a car? Worked on a car? WHAAT? ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/3 "2009-02-05T07:49:55Z")
first one binches ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/4 "2009-02-05T07:52:04Z")
1. i played a little game called just the tip at 15 and then she didnt want to bleed. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/5 "2009-02-05T07:52:33Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > First time that I drove a car? > > Modded a car? > > Raced a car? > > Worked on a car? > > WHAAT? Got a speeding ticket. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/6 "2009-02-05T07:55:51Z")
lol i was 13 and it was so bad… i went like 2 min ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/7 "2009-02-05T07:56:57Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > lol i was 13 and it was so bad… i went like 2 min Still trying to beat your record? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/8 "2009-02-05T07:57:52Z")
17! ---
**Author:** ![Muscle50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bcef8e/32.png) [@Muscle50](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Muscle50)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/9 "2009-02-05T07:58:43Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > lol i was 13 and it was so bad… i went like 2 min 2 minutes? I don’t even think I got it in all the way and I was already wiping her off. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/10 "2009-02-05T08:00:25Z")
> [@Muscle50](#): > > 2 minutes? I don’t even think I got it in all the way and I was already wiping her off. lol i got head first (thought it would last longer) ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/11 "2009-02-05T08:02:33Z")
> [@Muscle50](#): > > 2 minutes? I don’t even think I got it in all the way and I was already wiping her off. Jesse: hey aaron… Me: what? Jesse: wanna hear a funny joke? Me: k ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/12 "2009-02-05T08:04:30Z")
go ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/13 "2009-02-05T08:07:14Z")
16, but it was my senior year. I started school early. ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/14 "2009-02-05T08:07:40Z")
I used to think sex was a big deal. Then I got laid ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/15 "2009-02-05T08:08:02Z")
I think that I was 17, but I may have been 16. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/16 "2009-02-05T08:08:04Z")
> [@Muscle50](#): > > 2 minutes? I don’t even think I got it in all the way and I was already wiping him off. > [@SkunkApe](#): > > Jesse: hey aaron, bend over… > > Me: what? > > Jesse: Sorry about the mess > > Me: k Fixed… ---
**Author:** ![Muscle50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bcef8e/32.png) [@Muscle50](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Muscle50)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/17 "2009-02-05T08:08:11Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > Jesse: hey aaron… > > Me: what? > > Jesse: wanna hear a funny joke? > > Me: k HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Still waiting to hear that joke aren’t ya? ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/18 "2009-02-05T08:09:26Z")
> [@Muscle50](#): > > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Still waiting to hear that joke aren’t ya? i really am. i bet it was a DOOSIE! … i bet it was a sooby doo joke ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/19 "2009-02-05T08:10:33Z")
so there is no joke? ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524/20 "2009-02-05T08:12:00Z")
> [@JUICEDSS](#): > > Fixed… oh good one… go ice your hip gramps [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time/62524.md?page=2)