# FirstWorldProblems. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 23, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330 "2011-12-23T16:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/1 "2011-12-23T16:02:21Z")
I searched and found nothing. I thought we had one of these? My contribution for the day. The liquor store is out of shopping carts. My hot tub isn’t hot enough. ---
**Author:** ![Quattro\_Krant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ac91a4/32.png) [@Quattro\_Krant](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro_Krant)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/2 "2011-12-23T16:05:46Z")
![http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j99/quattrokrant/357xdk.jpg](http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j99/quattrokrant/357xdk.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/3 "2011-12-23T16:08:44Z")
My snow tires make too much road noise. ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/4 "2011-12-23T16:09:32Z")
> [@KuntryQuestTSi"](#): > > My hot tub isn’t hot enough. Shower running out of hot water after 20 minutes sucks too. and my smartphone battery only lasts two days. ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/5 "2011-12-23T16:11:59Z")
There was something like this here, one was I accidentally clicked iTunes so now I have to wait 2 minutes before I can close it. ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/6 "2011-12-23T16:16:26Z")
Ate a huge meal. Complains they are tired now. ---
**Author:** ![JBGTI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jbgti/32/7463_2.png) [@JBGTI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JBGTI)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/7 "2011-12-23T16:37:39Z")
My heated seats are too hot. ---
**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/8 "2011-12-23T17:03:19Z")
Stand back… ![http://holmi.info/fp/TypicalFirstWorldProblems](http://holmi.info/fp/TypicalFirstWorldProblems) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/9 "2011-12-23T18:09:40Z")
Forgot to grab my phone on my way to taking a dump. Gourmet olive oil store has an overwhelming number of choices. Long line at the coffee drive thru. ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/10 "2011-12-23T18:31:57Z")
Overnight delivery just isn’t fast enough. ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/11 "2011-12-23T19:08:12Z")
No places open at 9PM that could cash a $400 lottery ticket. ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/12 "2011-12-23T19:31:57Z")
My 55" Plasma is too big for my living room I got a signed jersey from Fred Jackson and it wasn’t authentic. (this one’s for Beck) ---
**Author:** ![Jskrapper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jskrapper/32/7570_2.png) [@Jskrapper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jskrapper)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/13 "2011-12-23T19:35:52Z")
I love first world problems. Right now for me… Christmas lights aren’t on a timer, now I have to get up and flip a switch. I have to wear glasses to watch a 3D movie in my living room. Gas fireplace doesn’t have a remote…now it’s getting too warm in here. I have to workout and eat right to stay “in shape”. I have to try to use proper grammar on NYSpeed or I will get made fun of. My kids have too many toys to keep the house clean. I had to sign a bunch of paperwork for increased salary, health insurance, and other benefits today. so much more but I’ll stop there. ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/14 "2011-12-24T00:12:27Z")
I’m to drunk to navigate my spiral stairs. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/15 "2011-12-24T06:12:55Z")
A friends wife made a fb status complaining about how her iPad was only WiFi enabled and had no 3g ☹ I posted a link to [www.whitewhine.com](http://www.whitewhine.com) ---
**Author:** ![BadnewsMike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/badnewsmike/32/7419_2.png) [@BadnewsMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BadnewsMike)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/16 "2011-12-24T06:44:01Z")
My parts guy changed his name.whos joe? the tip the customer gave me was in all small bills. ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/17 "2011-12-24T16:48:49Z")
Went to the bills game today, my box seats were too warm. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/18 "2011-12-24T17:04:54Z")
Ate too much food at dinner, explosive diarrhea sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/19 "2011-12-24T17:51:04Z")
My garbage bag is too heavy from all of the food I just threw out after Christmas Eve dinner, although it may be all of the Opus One bottles at the bottom of the bag. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/20 "2011-12-24T19:19:17Z")
Louis ck has a great rant about cell phones and flying first world problems. It’s really good [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330.md?page=2)