# FirstWorldProblems. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 23, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330 "2011-12-23T16:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 4:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/141 "2012-04-19T04:44:16Z")
I ate a huge breakfast and now I have to poop. But the bathrooms at work are dirty ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 5:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/142 "2012-04-19T05:11:50Z")
fffuuuuuu BEP! ---
**Author:** ![Copper280z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copper280z/32/5464_2.png) [@Copper280z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Copper280z)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/143 "2012-04-25T07:28:47Z")
Work is boring and the internet isn’t helping much. ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/144 "2012-04-25T07:41:51Z")
Some used the last of my Q-tips and replaced them with cheap ass ones. I crashed your lambo, here is a prius. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/145 "2012-04-25T20:55:14Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > from steve hewett’s (cky89) facebook - fuck that was the best thing i’ve ever read. hahahahaha. ---------- Post added at 11:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:48 PM ---------- > [@bobbyg1243](#): > > The people in front of me are braking before they signal and I want to rear end them. i’m not the only one who hates this? hooray. i bring it up and everyone thinks i’m a control freak hahaha. ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/146 "2012-06-11T09:19:29Z")
My pool is indoor, but its nice outside. I don’t want to swim inside. ---
**Author:** ![jt76](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jt76/32/5100_2.png) [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/147 "2012-06-11T09:55:52Z")
I can’t boost my turbo ls1 yet ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/148 "2012-06-11T10:17:00Z")
I have the whole day off, but it’s too hot to wash the convertible. So instead I have to sit inside and drink margaritas with the AC on. Grrr. ---
**Author:** ![Jskrapper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jskrapper/32/7570_2.png) [@Jskrapper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jskrapper)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/149 "2012-06-11T18:28:42Z")
It’s so humid out that when I was playing angry birds on my I-phone, the touchscreen was slightly sticky causing me to mess up. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/150 "2012-06-11T18:31:18Z")
My huge yard is a little bumpy, now I have to pay someone to replace it. ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/151 "2012-06-11T20:02:10Z")
My toilet paper is cheap and ripped so now I have to wash my hand. Well…I don’t HAVE to. ---
**Author:** ![livin4hockey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@livin4hockey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/livin4hockey)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 3:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/152 "2012-06-15T03:41:36Z")
> [@Scott"](#): > > Car is fucked. Dealer changed the transmission fluid two weeks ago and now the car doesnt want to move while in D. > > Towed it to the dealer and they say I need a new tranny to the tune of $5300. > [@Transmission rebuild options](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/transmission-rebuild-options/223239/36): > > As for replacement vehicle, slight downgrade but plenty tolerable. > [@Transmission rebuild options](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/transmission-rebuild-options/223239/39): > > ![http://i553.photobucket.com/albums/jj385/JonnyKrud/27bead5b.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/e/5e9ef7bd887ef7a0a9d180934e1e63c4de4f58e6.jpeg) . ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 4:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/153 "2012-06-15T04:20:14Z")
^^ well done. lol ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/154 "2012-06-15T05:25:13Z")
Haha ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/155 "2012-06-15T06:02:59Z")
I got tickets for two free beers last night but they didn’t have the kind I wanted ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/156 "2012-10-23T13:55:04Z")
I was at Famous Footwear for an hour and couldn’t decide what sneakers I wanted for the gym =( ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/157 "2012-11-12T08:47:35Z")
BUMP AGAIN! The orange I had for lunch wasn’t as juicy as I had hoped ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/158 "2012-11-12T08:57:38Z")
my cell phone battery doesnt last as long as I want it to while I seamlessly stream cd quality music my 40" flat screen isnt big enough. ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/159 "2012-11-12T09:03:45Z")
My hundreds in computer upgrades arrived Friday but the computer itself isnt supposed to arrive till tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330/160 "2012-11-12T09:07:31Z")
I forgot to charge both of my devices last night. I was using the iPad until it just died, now I’m on my iPhone and it only has 3% battery life. I may have to listen to the am/fm radio on my way to work ☹ [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330.md?page=7) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firstworldproblems/219330.md?page=9)