# Floida - woof mean no
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/floida-woof-mean-no/66999
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 29, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/floida-woof-mean-no/66999 "2009-04-29T13:22:42Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/floida-woof-mean-no/66999/1 "2009-04-29T13:22:42Z")
> **Senate passes bill to outlaw sex with animals**
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> The Associated Press
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> TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -- Having sex with animals could soon be outlawed in Florida.
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> The Senate unanimously passed a bill (SB 448) Tuesday that would make it a third degree felony for anyone to have sex with an animal. A similar bill in the House has not been debated on the floor.
> Florida is one of 16 states without a law banning bestiality.
> The bill sponsored by Sen. Nan Rich, D-Weston, D-Weston, would make the offense a third-degree felony, punishable by up to five years in prison. **The Florida law would not apply to veterinary practices.**
> According to the national Humane Society, several studies highlight a link between sexual assault of animals and sex crimes against humans.
[http://www.miamiherald.com/news/florida/AP/story/1021810.html](http://www.miamiherald.com/news/florida/AP/story/1021810.html)
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### Author:  [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/floida-woof-mean-no/66999/2 "2009-04-29T13:23:30Z")
canine flu…
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/floida-woof-mean-no/66999/3 "2009-04-29T13:25:39Z")
so vets can still have sex with them? thats cool
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/floida-woof-mean-no/66999/4 "2009-04-29T13:26:00Z")
its going to be a lonely summer for me if that gets passed. :gay2:
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/floida-woof-mean-no/66999/5 "2009-04-29T13:26:56Z")
> [@Willybeen](#):
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> its going to be a lonely summer for me if that gets passed. :gay2:
just take your gerbil to the waiting room at your local vet?
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/floida-woof-mean-no/66999/6 "2009-04-29T13:33:05Z")
Hahahahahaha… 5 posts in and I got a genuine laugh from every one of them.
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### Author:  [@dubbin91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubbin91)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/floida-woof-mean-no/66999/7 "2009-04-29T14:04:32Z")
> [@Willybeen](#):
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> its going to be a lonely summer for me if that gets passed. :gay2:
start vet school!
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### Author:  [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/floida-woof-mean-no/66999/8 "2009-04-29T14:46:51Z")
Vet: [sticks finger in my dogs ass]
Me: Woah there doc… I don’t want to have to call the cops on you! At least get her drunk first…
Vet: Fair enough…
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/floida-woof-mean-no/66999/9 "2009-04-29T14:58:42Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> so vets can still have sex with them? thats cool
Seriously, wtf.
And how was this not already a law? Fucking southeners.