# For a Million **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 15, 2007, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-a-million/25918 "2007-03-15T08:28:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-a-million/25918/1 "2007-03-15T08:28:41Z")
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ‘Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?’ The father thought for a moment, then answered, ‘Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.’ So the boy went to his mother and asked, ‘Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?’ The mother replied, ‘Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!’ The boy then went to his sister and asked, ‘Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?’ The girl replied, ‘Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?’ The boy then went to his brother and asked, ‘Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?’ ‘Of course,’ the brother replied. ‘Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?’ The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, ‘Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?’ The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we’re living with two hookers and a homo. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-a-million/25918/2 "2007-03-15T08:30:19Z")
That was good. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-a-million/25918/3 "2007-03-15T08:30:42Z")
hehehheh that should go in the funnies thread! ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-a-million/25918/4 "2007-03-15T08:38:45Z")
har har 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-a-million/25918/5 "2007-03-15T09:43:38Z")
lol that was good, this belongs in the funnys thread ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-a-million/25918/6 "2007-03-15T09:47:05Z")
hahahahahhahaha ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-a-million/25918/7 "2007-03-15T09:47:30Z")
roffle i enjoyed that ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-a-million/25918/8 "2007-03-15T10:33:16Z")
heard that before but always puts a smile on my face reading it again ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-a-million/25918/9 "2007-03-16T10:26:59Z")
haha nice one, made me chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-a-million/25918/10 "2007-03-16T12:02:07Z")
lol thats awsome. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-a-million/25918/11 "2007-03-16T13:26:03Z")
ya fuckin queers ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-a-million/25918/12 "2007-03-16T17:10:31Z")
where is the funnys thread??? ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-a-million/25918/13 "2007-03-16T17:49:55Z")
Nice.