# for everyone needing a job with no experiance
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 12, 2008, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708 "2008-01-12T10:01:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@speedped79](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedped79)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/21 "2008-01-12T13:53:22Z")
> [@cky89](#):
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> Holy fuck I want a job shooting birds at the airport.
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> Srsly.
hell ya that would be sweet
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### Author:  [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/22 "2008-01-12T14:06:37Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> got that from the episode about the “simpson gene” that made all males in the family fuckups.
LOLLLLLL I think I’ve seen that one.
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### Author:  [@jay940](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay940)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/23 "2008-01-12T14:09:27Z")
> [@GhettoDaxx](#):
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> Do you think this TAX COMPANY is looking for an assistant like that?
> they’re gunna hire some cut and primp dude, or a blonde chick with a bod.
> I’m a desk jockey nerd who does code and design but has no formal training therefor…is effin’ jobless.
at least you got the ghetto part of your name right
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### Author:  [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/24 "2008-01-12T14:12:09Z")
> [@GhettoDaxx](#):
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> I’m a desk jockey nerd who does code and design but has no formal training therefor…is effin’ jobless.
Go get some formal training? Go to school. If you’re already good at it, you should be able to blow through it like nothing and have some training to get you a real job.
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### Author:  [@GhettoDaxx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GhettoDaxx)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/25 "2008-01-12T14:15:29Z")
> [@cky89](#):
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> Go get some formal training? Go to school. If you’re already good at it, you should be able to blow through it like nothing and have some training to get you a real job.
ughh ehhhh, i r nervous. :meh:
i’z bad at t3h mathematics required for formal training in computer programming.
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### Author:  [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/26 "2008-01-12T14:17:53Z")
> [@GhettoDaxx](#):
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> ughh ehhhh, i r nervous. :meh:
> i’z bad at t3h mathematics required for formal training in computer programming.
Yeah I such @ teh math too, and I has to take it for my degree too. The trick is to take it with a friend who is good at math and have them help you out lol.
Gotta suck it up and do it sometime if you wanna make a decent living.
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/27 "2008-01-12T14:18:01Z")
well then at least put on a suit, take out the piercings, and attempt to style your hair for a few hours for an interview, you might squeak by
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### Author:  [@GhettoDaxx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GhettoDaxx)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/28 "2008-01-12T14:24:04Z")
> [@cky89](#):
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> Yeah I such @ teh math too, and I has to take it for my degree too. The trick is to take it with a friend who is good at math and have them help you out lol.
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> Gotta suck it up and do it sometime if you wanna make a decent living.
I’ll prolly go fur graphic design then, all my friends went off too college without me.
> [@Joe](#):
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> well then at least put on a suit, take out the piercings, and attempt to style your hair for a few hours for an interview, you might squeak by
But…i feel like Christian Bale from American psycho.
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### Author:  [@Dlucas](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dlucas)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/29 "2008-01-12T14:25:02Z")
lol lip piercings.
i shouldn’t talk…i had snakebites. I did take them out to get a real job though. ☹
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### Author:  [@Silver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silver)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/30 "2008-01-12T16:19:56Z")
Just an FYI… to do graphic design you also need to know proper grammar/spelling. It’s very rare to find a graphic design job that doesn’t also require at least a shred of copy writing.
Most of your clients will not want their ad to read: “Our product will prolly do fur you.”
Edit: Get a portfolio together. Even if you don’t have proper training, a great portfolio is key to getting your foot in the door. I do graphic design full time and I never took a single class.
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### Author:  [@GhettoDaxx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GhettoDaxx)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/31 "2008-01-12T16:30:02Z")
> [@Silver](#):
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> Just an FYI… to do graphic design you also need to know proper grammar/spelling. It’s very rare to find a graphic design job that doesn’t also require at least a shred of copy writing.
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> Most of your clients will not want their ad to read: “Our product will prolly do fur you.”
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> Edit: Get a portfolio together. Even if you don’t have proper training, a great portfolio is key to getting your foot in the door. I do graphic design full time and I never took a single class.
hahah, I have proper grammar, I’ve just been making a lot of “Caturday” pictures, which involve using shitty grammar as too convey the speech of said cat. hahaha
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### Author:  [@Silver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silver)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/32 "2008-01-12T19:31:44Z")
> [@GhettoDaxx](#):
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> hahah, I have proper grammar, I’ve just been making a lot of “Caturday” pictures, which involve using shitty grammar as **to** convey the speech of said cat. hahaha
But I get your point.
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### Author:  [@VANDIT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VANDIT)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/33 "2008-01-12T19:38:42Z")
> [@GhettoDaxx](#):
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OMG IS THAT NEWMAN!? :lol:
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/34 "2008-01-12T20:25:24Z")
> [@FormulaLS1](#):
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> yea they don’t exactly need you asking “Do you want frys with that”
thread pwns by post 5
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-everyone-needing-a-job-with-no-experiance/41708/35 "2008-01-12T20:27:11Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> hey speedped, what exactly is your type of job?
> CEO, doctor, lawyer, banker, rest room attendant, landfill fisherman, shooting birds at the airport? do tell
jesus christ i’m gonna shit myself
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