# For Hire: IT guy. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 27, 2008, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685 "2008-06-27T08:17:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/1 "2008-06-27T08:17:25Z")
[11:01] TyrannosaurusCuv: hey mr computer nerd i have a computer related question [11:01] SkUnKApE 123: shoot [11:02] TyrannosaurusCuv: i got a new office so i had to disconnect my computer and get it out of the way [11:03] TyrannosaurusCuv: when i went to put it all back together i turned it on [11:03] TyrannosaurusCuv: AND THERES NO START MENU OR TOOLBAR THING AT THE BOTTOM [11:03] TyrannosaurusCuv: cant even use the start key on the keyboard [11:03] SkUnKApE 123: did you reboot? [11:04] TyrannosaurusCuv: yea why does everyone say that for every problem [11:04] SkUnKApE 123: lol [11:04] SkUnKApE 123: cause thats wher eu gotta start [11:04] TyrannosaurusCuv: it doesnt do anything but its every IT guys response to every Q …(insert nonsense)… [11:08] SkUnKApE 123: ok then the next best thing… just do a quick system restore to yesterday [11:08] TyrannosaurusCuv: also when i go to control panel or chage settings or whatever [11:08] TyrannosaurusCuv: theres an icon called [11:08] TyrannosaurusCuv: taskbar and start menu [11:08] TyrannosaurusCuv: i click that [11:08] TyrannosaurusCuv: and nothing happens [11:09] SkUnKApE 123: go to start [11:09] SkUnKApE 123: programs [11:09] SkUnKApE 123: accessories [11:09] SkUnKApE 123: system tools [11:09] SkUnKApE 123: system restore [11:09] TyrannosaurusCuv: yea lemme just click on start [11:09] TyrannosaurusCuv: IDIOT [11:09] SkUnKApE 123: ok shit [11:09] SkUnKApE 123: im an idiot lol ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/2 "2008-06-27T08:18:43Z")
hahahaha ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/3 "2008-06-27T08:19:12Z")
:gtfo: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/4 "2008-06-27T08:20:21Z")
jahahahha ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/5 "2008-06-27T08:21:08Z")
LOL shut up long day…im trying to do 20 things at once today 😛 at least i admitted i was a moron for that insert nonsense??? that nonsense was me having you try some things…fggt ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/6 "2008-06-27T08:24:43Z")
ctrl + esc = start ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/7 "2008-06-27T08:25:01Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/8 "2008-06-27T08:28:18Z")
You should have IMed Nick Burns, i mean Rubicant, your companies computer guy! ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/9 "2008-06-27T08:28:24Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/10 "2008-06-27T08:30:33Z")
windows key + R “explorer.exe” ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/11 "2008-06-27T08:30:46Z")
Kevin says (11:28 AM): people who ask questions like where did my taskbar go, should not own a pc Aaron says (11:29 AM): LOL Kevin says (11:29 AM): they should stick to crayons and construction paper Kevin says (11:29 AM): and paste 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/12 "2008-06-27T08:31:15Z")
> [@Dr.Stevil](#): > > windows key + R > > “explorer.exe” already had him try this… that was the “nonsense” he spoke of plus the other things i told him to try…he wont because he doesn’t want to close programs… well TOUGH ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/13 "2008-06-27T08:31:20Z")
hmm so is it hidden ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/14 "2008-06-27T08:31:50Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/15 "2008-06-27T08:34:26Z")
who the fuck is kevin ill stab him. have him tell me where it is then. ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/16 "2008-06-27T08:34:56Z")
ahahahahah ---
**Author:** ![Blown\_Stroked](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blown_stroked/32/7324_2.png) [@Blown\_Stroked](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blown_Stroked)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/17 "2008-06-27T08:35:17Z")
> [@K Cuv"](#): > > [11:03] SkUnKApE 123: did you reboot? > [11:04] TyrannosaurusCuv: yea why does everyone say that for every problem > [11:04] TyrannosaurusCuv: it doesnt do anything but its every IT guys response to every Q lol because rebooting the PC most of the time fixes the problem… I always tell the person to do that first. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/18 "2008-06-27T08:35:56Z")
> [@K Cuv](#): > > who the fuck is kevin ill stab him. have him tell me where it is then. > [@BuickGN](#): > > ahahahahah dot ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/19 "2008-06-27T08:44:33Z")
Micah says: my screen is ALL BLACK wtf how do i fix this Micah says: i cant see ANYTHING Aaron says: pen ur eyes Aaron says: open Micah says: hold on i got an email Micah says: ill pen UR eyes kevin says: ok Aaron says: LOL Aaron says: IHI Micah says: you’re i’s Elyk Olleivuc says: omg stop Micah says: waiT Micah says: kyle kevin says: i just wanted to make fun of him i know nothing about pcs Micah says: i know how to fix Aaron says: lol Aaron says: stop Aaron says: what do you want him to try kevin says: ok Micah says: start \>IE\>[micahweber.com](http://micahweber.com) kevin says: so on the bottom what is there Aaron says: micah st op writing Micah says: its the ONLY WAY!!! Elyk Olleivuc says: nothing Micah says: hmm Micah says: how about Micah says: start \>Prog\>acc\>paint kevin says: ill wait till micah is done playing Micah says: then copy C my site, then Copy V Micah says: “Aarons.jpg” (11:42:06 AM): omg i hat eyou “Aarons.jpg” (11:42:09 AM): HATE “Aarons.jpg” (11:42:18 AM): dude “Aarons.jpg” (11:42:19 AM): srsly “Aarons.jpg” (11:42:22 AM): stop writing in there “Aarons.jpg” (11:42:24 AM): ill kill you Micah says: STOP YELLING AT ME Aaron says: (11:42:06 AM) skunkape123: omg i hat eyou (11:42:08 AM) skunkape123: HATE (11:42:17 AM) skunkape123: dude (11:42:18 AM) skunkape123: srsly (11:42:21 AM) skunkape123: stop writing in there (11:42:23 AM) skunkape123: ill kill you (11:42:26 AM) skunkape123: with a soccer ball (11:42:28 AM) skunkape123: in ur face (11:42:34 AM) skunkape123: LOL (11:42:35 AM) skunkape123: PAINT Micah says: way to ctrl V what i just ctrl V’d Elyk Olleivuc says: omg so much faggotry kevin says: ok kevin says: is your taskbar hidden kevin says: 1st Micah says: kevin come ON Micah says: STOP IT Elyk Olleivuc says: ugh Micah says: i will def post this! ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685/20 "2008-06-27T08:45:59Z")
:lol: IHISM but iLi [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-hire-it-guy/50685.md?page=2)