# For the assholes that put the matresses on the lawn **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 28, 2010, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192 "2010-12-28T11:42:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/21 "2010-12-28T19:21:18Z")
Just call your garbage company and theyll come get them and charge something like $10 for picking them up. ---
**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/22 "2010-12-28T19:27:54Z")
Even the shitty city of Rensselaer provides 2 bulk ups a year ---
**Author:** ![swaiknow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/swaiknow/32/6359_2.png) [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/23 "2010-12-28T19:39:31Z")
I know you have no clue who I am. But my dad passed away the 14th of December. So I know how much the holidays suck this year. If ya need someone to chat with or whatever dude, just give a shout. Unfortunatly I have no way to move the mattresses. Sorry dude. ---
**Author:** ![b-ri](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/b-ri/32/6376_2.png) [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/24 "2010-12-28T19:49:32Z")
screw that i drop it off at the salvation army for free. strap to top of civic if it comes down to it ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/25 "2010-12-28T19:57:29Z")
drag them behind the civic the next time it snows with people riding on them ---
**Author:** ![b-ri](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/b-ri/32/6376_2.png) [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/26 "2010-12-28T20:05:21Z")
> [@PJB"](#): > > drag them behind the civic the next time it snows with people riding on them yea paint a mustache on the matress and advertise free mustache rides. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/27 "2010-12-28T20:09:52Z")
we all know Bobby has plenty of spray paint available to do that ---
**Author:** ![b-ri](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/b-ri/32/6376_2.png) [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/28 "2010-12-28T20:14:30Z")
> [@Corrupt A Wish](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/80): > > we all know Bobby has plenty of spray paint available to do that ahaha seriously the more spray paint the less rust ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/29 "2010-12-28T23:07:46Z")
> [@Corrupt A Wish](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/80): > > we all know Bobby has plenty of spray paint available to do that fuck off ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/30 "2010-12-28T23:31:00Z")
Sorry to hear about your situation bob, if ya need em gone call me, I’m usually around most of the day. Would make a nice addition at emanuals house anyways :lol ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/31 "2010-12-28T23:34:11Z")
> [@To Jeller...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-jeller/38369/41): > > Sorry to hear about your situation bob, if ya need em gone call me, I’m usually around most of the day. Would make a nice addition at emanuals house anyways :lol +rep if possible ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/32 "2010-12-28T23:34:34Z")
> [@To Jeller...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-jeller/38369/41): > > Sorry to hear about your situation bob, if ya need em gone call me, I’m usually around most of the day. Would make a nice addition at emanuals house anyways :lol :lmao ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 11:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/33 "2010-12-28T23:40:16Z")
> [@To Jeller...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-jeller/38369/29): > > Thanks guys for the support . Its been pretty rough with the holidays. Always looked up to my dad as a kid and he just left and it almost completly out of my life. If some one could scoop these it would be great . I can throw some money for gas. Text me and let me know . Bob if no one comes by tomorrow let me know and I will come grab it and drop it of at taft. Just text me tomorrow ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/34 "2010-12-28T23:41:25Z")
Good man ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/35 "2010-12-29T02:38:41Z")
Do what I did when I needed to get rid of a mattress: 1. Spray paint something on top of the mattress. In my case, it was “Fuck AAP -Napa”. 2. Zip tie the rear corners Of the mattress to the top of a roof rack. 3. Proceed to drive around aimlessly, LOl’ing everytime you hit 30mph and the mattress stands completely vertical. Now everyone behind you can know your thoughts. 4. Drive faster so the mattress starts to bend in the middle, becoming an aid in rear downforce. This is what some may call “active-aero.” 5. Ignore the massive toll this has taken on both getting up to speed and your gas mileage. 6. Dump mattress somewhere. In my case, the front door of a local AAP. 7. Reminisce about that evening for years to come. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/36 "2010-12-29T04:30:59Z")
I refuse to assist you, primarly because I do not have a means, secondly this thread is way too mushy. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 4:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/37 "2010-12-29T04:36:20Z")
Hey guys, new here. I have a couple old mattresses and was wondering if you knew a place where I can dispose of them. Duke’s place seems like a first choice from what I’ve read here. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/38 "2010-12-29T04:39:20Z")
Are they queen size? I need to upgrade. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 4:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/39 "2010-12-29T04:56:34Z")
> [@A cheetah and tire mounting](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-cheetah-and-tire-mounting/38312/14): > > Word since that dick hole never leaves his house unless its to see his wifey he wont be able to track us down so I am game not true at all. ive talked to dadly and mike the past few weeks but they werent doing anything. mike called me xmass night but i was in bed. i texted him the next day and got no responce. 😢 ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-assholes-that-put-the-matresses-on-the-lawn/256192/40 "2010-12-29T13:55:19Z")
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