# For the Attention of: Shaggy

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-attention-of-shaggy/180968>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 14, 2006, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-attention-of-shaggy/180968 "2006-03-14T22:39:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-attention-of-shaggy/180968/1 "2006-03-14T22:39:33Z")

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You’re a real [faggot] pal. You should go [fist deep on a fat chick]

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-attention-of-shaggy/180968/2 "2006-03-14T22:41:43Z")

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I’ve been to prison once.  
I’ve been married twice.  
I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live  
in shit-ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason.  
I’ve had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out,  
and I got a bone chip in my ankle that’s never gonna heal.  
I’ve seen some pretty shitty situations in my life.  
But nothing has ever sucked more ass than this thread

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-attention-of-shaggy/180968/3 "2006-03-14T22:42:23Z")

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> [@shaggy](#):
>
> I’ve been to prison once.  
> I’ve been married twice.  
> I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live  
> in shit-ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason.  
> I’ve had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out,  
> and I got a bone chip in my ankle that’s never gonna heal.  
> I’ve seen some pretty shitty situations in my life.  
> But nothing has ever sucked more ass than this thread

orly?

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-attention-of-shaggy/180968/4 "2006-03-14T22:47:18Z")

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We’ve been at this for years. You got nothing to worry about.  
the best men for this job, truly.  
So don’t let his unpleasantness affect your performance.  
-Oh, no. We’re fine. -Performance?  
Yes. Uh, your performance. You know, the, um…  
Performance, like sexual?