# Forced to cuddle :(

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forced-to-cuddle/64051>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 5, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forced-to-cuddle/64051 "2009-03-05T18:39:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forced-to-cuddle/64051/21 "2009-03-06T06:36:28Z")

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retards. “woman also was slammed down on a futon, struck in the head with a cellular telephone, slapped, punched and a steak knife was put to her throat. They also said the man threatened to cut her and set fire to her car and her mother’s house.” im SURE is the main issue, not the cuddling

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forced-to-cuddle/64051/22 "2009-03-06T06:41:00Z")

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> [@King](#):
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> retards. “woman also was slammed down on a futon, struck in the head with a cellular telephone, slapped, punched and a steak knife was put to her throat. They also said the man threatened to cut her and set fire to her car and her mother’s house.” im SURE is the main issue, not the cuddling

Wow… great work PI!!!

I dont think anyone here was taking this serious at all lol. Obviously there was more to the story than just the cuddling.

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forced-to-cuddle/64051/23 "2009-03-06T06:41:03Z")

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> [@King](#):
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> retards. “woman also was slammed down on a futon, struck in the head with a cellular telephone, slapped, punched and a steak knife was put to her throat. They also said the man threatened to cut her and set fire to her car and her mother’s house.” im SURE is the main issue, not the cuddling

Thats nothing.

It was all the cuddling that made her mad. She was violated because cuddling is special to her.

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forced-to-cuddle/64051/24 "2009-03-06T06:45:01Z")

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why, what else would you do with your cell phone other than hit broads in the head with it?

thats why i always get smartphones, much heavier

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forced-to-cuddle/64051/25 "2009-03-06T06:59:52Z")

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![http://cornnutz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/redneck.jpg](http://cornnutz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/redneck.jpg)

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![http://unclutterer.com/wp-content/uploads/mt/070927-old-cell-phone.jpg](http://unclutterer.com/wp-content/uploads/mt/070927-old-cell-phone.jpg)

**=**

![http://adifferentvoice.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/battered-woman.jpg](http://adifferentvoice.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/battered-woman.jpg)

**OR**

![http://chris-dolley.chez-alice.fr/cuddle.jpg](http://chris-dolley.chez-alice.fr/cuddle.jpg)

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forced-to-cuddle/64051/26 "2009-03-06T07:02:09Z")

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> [@King](#):
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> retards. “woman also was slammed down on a futon, struck in the head with a cellular telephone, slapped, punched and a steak knife was put to her throat. They also said the man threatened to cut her and set fire to her car and her mother’s house.” im SURE is the main issue, not the cuddling

i think after being slammed on a futon, i would just agree to cuddle for like 20min or whatever and then be on my way

but no  
she didnt get the hint  
nor after being hit with a cell phone(still refuses wtf)  
slapped, punched, the steak knife didnt even work  
OMG UR GONNA BURN MY MOMS HOUSE!! oky lets cuddle!

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**Author:** ![mickdad246](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mickdad246/32/7274_2.png) [@mickdad246](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mickdad246)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forced-to-cuddle/64051/27 "2009-03-06T07:14:24Z")

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reallly…is this serious???

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