# forget drones, lets use bear against terrorists!

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forget-drones-lets-use-bear-against-terrorists/75659
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 3, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forget-drones-lets-use-bear-against-terrorists/75659 "2009-11-03T08:39:32Z")
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### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forget-drones-lets-use-bear-against-terrorists/75659/1 "2009-11-03T08:39:32Z")

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caves, not always a good hiding place.

> ```
> <b> Bear kills militants in Kashmir </b>
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> ```
> By Altaf Hussain                                                                            
> BBC News, Srinagar                                                   
> ![http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/shared/img/999999.gif](http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/shared/img/999999.gif)
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> ![http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46658000/jpg/_46658036_bear226afp.jpg](http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46658000/jpg/_46658036_bear226afp.jpg) The bear population has grown in Kashmir in recent times
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> <b>A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.</b>
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> Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.  
> The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.  
> It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.  
> **Bodies found**  
> The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear’s den, said police officer Farooq Ahmed.  
> The dead have been identified as Mohammad Amin alias Qaiser, and Bashir Ahmed alias Saifullah.  
> News of the attack emerged when their injured comrade went to a nearby village for treatment.  
> “Word spread in the village that Qaiser had been killed by the bear,” another police officer said.  
> A joint party of the police and army personnel went into the forest and collected the bodies of the two militants.  
> Police say they also recovered two Kalashnikov assault rifles and some ammunition from the hideout.  
> **Animal attacks**  
> Wildlife experts say the conflict in Kashmir has actually resulted in an increase in the population of bears and leopards.  
> Following the outbreak of the insurgency people had to hand in their weapons to police - which put a halt to poaching.  
> As a result, there has been a greater incidence of man-animal conflict, say experts.  
> There have been many reports of bears and leopards killing or mauling humans in different parts of the Kashmir valley in recent years.  
> Three years ago, residents of Mandora village near the southern town of Tral, beat a black bear to death which had strayed into the village.

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> **[BBC NEWS | South Asia | Bear kills militants in Kashmir](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8339549.stm)**
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> A bear kills two militants who were hiding in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

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### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forget-drones-lets-use-bear-against-terrorists/75659/2 "2009-11-03T08:41:02Z")

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Karma’s a real bitch sometimes. :lol:

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### Author: ![Muckman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@Muckman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Muckman)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forget-drones-lets-use-bear-against-terrorists/75659/3 "2009-11-03T08:56:51Z")

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Surprised it doesnt happen more often. Bears + food + cave = bad time

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### Author: ![Z28pr0jekt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/z28pr0jekt/32/5393_2.png) [@Z28pr0jekt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28pr0jekt)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forget-drones-lets-use-bear-against-terrorists/75659/4 "2009-11-03T08:59:51Z")

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bearrorists yayyy

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### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forget-drones-lets-use-bear-against-terrorists/75659/5 "2009-11-03T09:06:46Z")

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I’ve heard their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

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### Author: ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forget-drones-lets-use-bear-against-terrorists/75659/6 "2009-11-03T09:11:04Z")

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I think I might have a problem in that I thought the title read: “forget drones, lets use BEER against terrorists” ☹
