# Forklift Fail

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forklift-fail/61558>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 18, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forklift-fail/61558 "2009-01-18T22:09:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forklift-fail/61558/21 "2009-01-21T22:00:36Z")

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Sunday we had a guy lose control of his lift and decided to jump out before it tipped. He must have mis-calculated because when he jumped out, it fell over on him and pinned him against one of the yellow poles used to designate “walking zones”. His body absorbed the whole impact of the fall and crushes his leg, hip, exploded his bladder and pushed out his intestines. He has now had his hip reconstructed, his bladder reconstructed, and his intestines pulled and cleaned due to them being covered in piss.

yeah, stay in the forklift lol.

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**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forklift-fail/61558/22 "2009-01-21T22:55:59Z")

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> [@Treads4Heads](#):
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> Sunday we had a guy lose control of his lift and decided to jump out before it tipped. He must have mis-calculated because when he jumped out, it fell over on him and pinned him against one of the yellow poles used to designate “walking zones”. His body absorbed the whole impact of the fall and crushes his leg, hip, exploded his bladder and pushed out his intestines. He has now had his hip reconstructed, his bladder reconstructed, and his intestines pulled and cleaned due to them being covered in piss.
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> yeah, stay in the forklift lol.

Wow that’s a fuckload of money…

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