# Formal Application for a Pittspeed Variance
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 6, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430 "2008-09-06T08:48:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/1 "2008-09-06T08:48:25Z")
In the case of Darkstar v. Fagb00bz, I think it has been established that, in the interest of the general community, certain 31337 members can, without detrimental harm to the general Pittspeed populous, operate outside of the boundaries of the TOS, as it pertains to the whoration of subforums, unprovoked personal attacks, and all actions designed and delegated to the defagification of [Pittspeed.com](http://Pittspeed.com).
On the heels of this landmark decision, it is hereby formally requested that on Dar K. Star, a Pittspeed member whose distinction and good standing has served well innumerable members of said online community, be allowed to operate with impunity when handling noobs, faggot noobs, gigantic douche canoe noobs, pussies, retards, pathological liars, wanna-bees, ricers, car club members, and Fshowcars.
This action will benefit this community greatly, and we request that this matter be approved with much haste.
Sincerely,
Dewey, Cheetum & Howe
Legal Representation
Dar K. Star, Inc.
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/2 "2008-09-06T08:59:03Z")
retard 1.25 /10
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### Author:  [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2008, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/3 "2008-09-06T09:06:46Z")
I would rather hang up the picture of you in a bath tub at work to look at everyday than to ever open this thread again. You get a negative -10/10
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2008, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/4 "2008-09-06T09:15:22Z")
> [@FS Mission H-350 Rollerblades](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-mission-h-350-rollerblades/37507/16):
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> I would rather hang up the picture of you in a bath tub at work to look at everyday than to ever open this thread again. You get a negative -10/10
i think you would
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2008, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/5 "2008-09-06T09:37:23Z")
> [@Vid: Piston Slap OR Layzie's DJing Debut](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vid-piston-slap-or-layzies-djing-debut/37670/10):
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> retard 1.25 /10
> [@FS Mission H-350 Rollerblades](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-mission-h-350-rollerblades/37507/16):
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> I would rather hang up the picture of you in a bath tub at work to look at everyday than to ever open this thread again. You get a negative -10/10
> [@Vid: Piston Slap OR Layzie's DJing Debut](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vid-piston-slap-or-layzies-djing-debut/37670/11):
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> i think you would
-.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/10
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### Author:  [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2008, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/6 "2008-09-06T09:52:42Z")
defagification 🤣 +1 lol
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### Author:  [@8Grand](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/8Grand)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/7 "2008-09-06T10:34:20Z")
tl;dr
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/8 "2008-09-06T11:14:50Z")
🤣
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### Author:  [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/9 "2008-09-06T15:16:51Z")
🤣 Nice.
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### Author:  [@beat90tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beat90tsi)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/10 "2008-09-06T15:22:35Z")
I want my minute back.
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### Author:  [@04liquidS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/04liquidS)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/11 "2008-09-06T15:22:43Z")
:blah:
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### Author:  [@foz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foz)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/12 "2008-09-06T15:26:26Z")
> [@burnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/burnouts/37603/72):
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> I want my minute back.
you and me both
I should have known better than to open a dorkstar thread
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### Author:  [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/13 "2008-09-06T16:01:23Z")
🤣
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/14 "2008-09-06T19:20:21Z")
hismomswallowedhisbestparts
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/15 "2008-09-08T06:44:32Z")
> [@FS Mission H-350 Rollerblades](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-mission-h-350-rollerblades/37507/16):
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> I would rather hang up the picture of you in a bath tub at work to look at everyday than to ever open this thread again. You get a negative -10/10
its not really much of a secret anymore that you lost your weight by running 26-48 hour long pud pounding sessions while looking at that picture.
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/16 "2008-09-08T06:45:39Z")
> [@burnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/burnouts/37603/72):
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> I want my minute back.
> [@Microsoft sucks....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microsoft-sucks/37738/8):
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> :blah:
> [@Thumbs up to Derrick @ rockys. Thumbs down to theifs.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-derrick-rockys-thumbs-down-to-theifs/37735/13):
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> you and me both
>
> I should have known better than to open a dorkstar thread
> [@FS: Nintendo Wii + Games.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-nintendo-wii-games/37749/3):
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> hismomswallowedhisbestparts
whaddaya know? Some of the very people I was speaking of!
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### Author:  [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/17 "2008-09-08T14:05:24Z")
I bet pewter’s next post is
> Darkstar Pewter 09-08-2008 Permanent Never Forever [Lift Ban]
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/18 "2008-09-08T14:14:03Z")
> [@Happy Bday Itagaki !!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-itagaki/37771/6):
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> I bet pewter’s next post is
pooter loves me.
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### Author:  [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formal-application-for-a-pittspeed-variance/199430/19 "2008-09-09T13:02:51Z")
> [@Local Place to buy Compressor (besides Lowes et al)?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-place-to-buy-compressor-besides-lowes-et-al/37761/5):
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> pooter loves me.
yet, you love the cock.