# Found my get rich quick scheme...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/found-my-get-rich-quick-scheme/223442>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 31, 2012, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/found-my-get-rich-quick-scheme/223442 "2012-05-31T06:55:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/found-my-get-rich-quick-scheme/223442/1 "2012-05-31T06:55:45Z")

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> **[Q13 FOX News](http://q13fox.com/)**
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> Seattle and Western Washington's source for breaking news, weather, and sports. Home of Washington’s Most Wanted and the Seattle Seahawks.

“America’s hottest new export is made by hand.”

I lol’d, but seriously this is expected to be a $4.3BB market in 2013?

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/found-my-get-rich-quick-scheme/223442/2 "2012-05-31T07:03:14Z")

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“There will be an explosion in demand, no pun intended”

Yeah right, TOTALLY intended!

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/found-my-get-rich-quick-scheme/223442/3 "2012-05-31T07:43:50Z")

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> By contrast, in the U.S. men are compensated up to $500 per donation, depending on their education, height and family history.

Why did my guidance counselor never mention this career opportunity?

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**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/found-my-get-rich-quick-scheme/223442/4 "2012-05-31T07:55:54Z")

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[https://youtu.be/xhNneU5shTs](https://youtu.be/xhNneU5shTs)

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/found-my-get-rich-quick-scheme/223442/5 "2012-05-31T08:01:26Z")

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God damn I do a lot of pro bono work.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/found-my-get-rich-quick-scheme/223442/6 "2012-05-31T08:13:21Z")

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That’s a lot of money literally flushed down the toilet.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/found-my-get-rich-quick-scheme/223442/7 "2012-05-31T08:24:57Z")

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Yo dawg, we heard you like to waste money, so now you can splurge while you splurge.

:rimshot:

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/found-my-get-rich-quick-scheme/223442/8 "2012-05-31T09:19:07Z")

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Wow dats alottta dough. I would feel terribly about little pint sized gremlin versions of me running around in Canada though, although I have a feeling there are already a few.

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/found-my-get-rich-quick-scheme/223442/9 "2012-05-31T09:31:30Z")

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To think, I’ve been “donating” it for free all these years.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/found-my-get-rich-quick-scheme/223442/10 "2012-05-31T10:12:04Z")

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This brings up an interesting topic. Morally, how would you feel about your genetics being passed on through random sperm donation?

Poll?

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**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/found-my-get-rich-quick-scheme/223442/11 "2012-05-31T10:31:37Z")

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> [@maxwell](#):
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> This brings up an interesting topic. Morally, how would you feel about your genetics being passed on through random sperm donation?
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> Poll?

At first I thought I’d never. Then, after living in this world a bit longer I realized it can only benefit from my genetic prevailing in it. To many Clevons in this world being a baby daddy in the trailer park.
